Apr 30, 2007
Where’s Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Coachella Music Festival this weekend dressed like Waldo’s mongoloid cousin. His slutty mongoloid cousin. The one with the incontinence problem and a bad dye job and the low self-esteem. I couldn’t tell you first hand, because I don’t piss myself unless I’ve been drinking tequila, but I’m pretty sure those adult diapers would have stayed up even without the suspenders. But that wouldn’t have worked, because without the suspenders those sunglasses would have just looked fucking stupid.
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BarbadoSlim
She’s probably still vacuuming sand out of her vagina.
Apr 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
And what is with the junior high school friendship bracelets?
Apr 30th, 2007
Anonymous
This little whore makes me ill. I wish she’d at least close her mouth once in a while.
May 1st, 2007
RichPort
She has all the looks of someone who gets fucked standing up in a crowd full of families with small children. Yes, that look…
May 1st, 2007
stephanie
i got much love for lindsay but this fucking outfit is rediculous. i mean… whats the point in having suspenders if they are going to hang loose while her crotch eats those shorts? plus… it makes her look fat… like you can see her belly bulging out. i think this is her pathetic attempt at the new hipster “i dont give a fuck i was born in the 80’s so lets bring it back” look.
May 1st, 2007
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