Naomi Campbell is Delusional
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Former supermodel Naomi Campbel has decided that an allergic reaction to alcohol is to blame for her unpredictable tirades and maid-beatings. Starpulse.com quotes her as saying:
“I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that I’m allergic to alcohol. I’m not someone that’s in denial of my problems and I’m not going to lie about my problems and I’m not hiding my problems.”
You can tell it’s true because she says the word “problems” 87 times in one sentence. Subtle. And the timeless “allergy ruse” — I wonder if that unfortunate malady also includes a reaction to “cocaine” and “sex with old men.” I suffered from Old Man Allergy for years, particularly in the summer, when old man balls tend to inch their way out of the bottoms of swimming trunks like fleshy pink sea slugs seeking out the warmth of the sun. And it’s not just throwing up, either. It’s more like a seizure. With lots of sand-throwing and kicking and some swears.
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Osbourne Black
Yep, the allergic reaction and the fact that she is missing a few branches from the proverbial tree.
Face it Naomi, you’s is crazy as you is ugly.
May 1st, 2007
beerdotcom182
She’s also allergic to anything resembling work and telling the truth.
May 1st, 2007
abby
But NOT to hosing herself down with a garden hose.
May 1st, 2007
Dragulf
She has many problems. I got that. Problems compounded by problems.
May 1st, 2007
Tammy
So when she drinks alcohol she gets itchy watery eyes? Or just acts like a bigger asshole than she already is? Because I’m allergic to tree pollen and I’m hoping it doesn’t start making me beat the housekeeper.
May 2nd, 2007
RichPort
Am I the only one that would fuck this angry chick? I mean, c’mon! She can suck a watermelon through a fiber optic cable with those lips.
May 2nd, 2007
Maryscott OConnor
Alcoholism is a medical allergy to alcohol. I don’t believe she is saying aanything here other than that she is an alcoholic.
May 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
i wouldl think she’d be allergic to cell phones the way she tosses so many of them.
“honest, your honor, i meant no harm. it was my allergies!”
May 2nd, 2007
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