Paris Hilton Dead

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I hope you didn’t just do a double take and rub your eyes in excited disbelief, because I’m afraid the real Paris Hilton isn’t dead. Not by a long shot. The devil and she have an agreement, remember? But the sculptor behind “Britney Spears Giving Birth on All Fours” and “Suri Cruise Bronzed Baby Poop” presents a sneak peek at what the heiress’ corpse would look like had she died on her cell phone, in a tiara, with her legs spread eagle. According to London’s The Sun:

New Yorker Daniel Edwards has made a sculpture called ‘Paris Hilton Autopsy’ which shows the heiress dead with her legs spread. Pet Chihuahua Tinkerbell is shown resting its front paws on her breasts. The sculpture also has an open abdominal icavity with removable life-size internal organ, which visitors to the exhibition may take out if they put on a pair of gloves. The artwork will be unveiled on May 11 in New York.

You’ll notice they didn’t mention anything about defecating in her open abdominal cavity, so I’ve got May 11th pretty well booked solid. I’m sure if you wanted to stop by and maybe spunk on her face or spit in her cooter, that’d be cool, too. I plan on finishing up by kicking it in the head a few times and yelling, “Be glad the devil’s on your side, whore!” That’s usually about the time art patrons notify security and they ask me to leave.

More of dead naked Paris after the jump

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Is this an effigy? Does the general public get to smack it with sticks?

  2. abby

    I bet he used a deflated balloon for the puss.

  3. You’re on! I’ll bet you my house, my car, my guns and my prized porcelain Paris Hilton figurine collection. :)

  4. ali

    lol “she and the devil have an agreement” HILARIOUS!

  5. There is no puss. it’s like smooth.

  6. ali

    i feel sorry for that poor dog..did yall see the south park where it shoots itself? haha

  7. bionic bunny

    i’m a firm believer in wishful thinking.

    ali–that was another great episode!

  8. nicole

    what’s with the dog’s human-like butt?

  9. epi

    omg.
    this is hilarious
    i hope she goes and visits it herself.
    a glimpse into the future.

  10. Johnny Noir

    The Man Who Shot Paris Hilton by Johnny Noir
    http://www.lulu.com/content/2525625

  11. impromtu

    Loser. You’re such a loser..

  12. impromtu

    loser, as all US human being are…

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