Paris Hilton Dead
I hope you didn’t just do a double take and rub your eyes in excited disbelief, because I’m afraid the real Paris Hilton isn’t dead. Not by a long shot. The devil and she have an agreement, remember? But the sculptor behind “Britney Spears Giving Birth on All Fours” and “Suri Cruise Bronzed Baby Poop” presents a sneak peek at what the heiress’ corpse would look like had she died on her cell phone, in a tiara, with her legs spread eagle. According to London’s The Sun:
New Yorker Daniel Edwards has made a sculpture called ‘Paris Hilton Autopsy’ which shows the heiress dead with her legs spread. Pet Chihuahua Tinkerbell is shown resting its front paws on her breasts. The sculpture also has an open abdominal icavity with removable life-size internal organ, which visitors to the exhibition may take out if they put on a pair of gloves. The artwork will be unveiled on May 11 in New York.
You’ll notice they didn’t mention anything about defecating in her open abdominal cavity, so I’ve got May 11th pretty well booked solid. I’m sure if you wanted to stop by and maybe spunk on her face or spit in her cooter, that’d be cool, too. I plan on finishing up by kicking it in the head a few times and yelling, “Be glad the devil’s on your side, whore!” That’s usually about the time art patrons notify security and they ask me to leave.
More of dead naked Paris after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Is this an effigy? Does the general public get to smack it with sticks?
May 1st, 2007
abby
I bet he used a deflated balloon for the puss.
May 1st, 2007
Osbourne Black
You’re on! I’ll bet you my house, my car, my guns and my prized porcelain Paris Hilton figurine collection.
May 1st, 2007
ali
lol “she and the devil have an agreement” HILARIOUS!
May 1st, 2007
Dragulf
There is no puss. it’s like smooth.
May 1st, 2007
ali
i feel sorry for that poor dog..did yall see the south park where it shoots itself? haha
May 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
i’m a firm believer in wishful thinking.
ali–that was another great episode!
May 2nd, 2007
nicole
what’s with the dog’s human-like butt?
Jun 12th, 2007
epi
omg.
this is hilarious
i hope she goes and visits it herself.
a glimpse into the future.
Sep 13th, 2007
Johnny Noir
The Man Who Shot Paris Hilton by Johnny Noir
http://www.lulu.com/content/2525625
Aug 6th, 2008
impromtu
Loser. You’re such a loser..
Oct 23rd, 2008
impromtu
loser, as all US human being are…
Oct 23rd, 2008
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