May 1, 2007
Quickies: Gospel Truth
Lindsay Lohan owns the “white man lower lip bite” dance. (Hollywood Tuna)
Nicole Richie works her imaginary cleavage. (MollyGood)
Sophie Monk’s snatch goes to waste. (Drunken Stepfather)
Britney Spears still with that rehab fuck buddy. (Jossip)
Lindsay Lohan sees herself as an Oscar candidate. (Fatback)
Scarlett Johannson sings with Jesus! (The Blemish)
Brand new Tori Amos for your listening pleasure. (AOL Music)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Sophie Monk looks like fucking Cabbage Patch doll.
Get those boobies abouncin’ Linds.
Ride ‘em Britney!
May 1st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I quote lohan:
“I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar.”
I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”
Guess what, you can’t have both, whore.
May 1st, 2007
RichPort
Nicole Richie looks like a double breast amputee.
May 2nd, 2007
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