Britney Attempts a Comeback
Britney Spears staged a “surprise” comeback performance last night in San Diego. People magazine reports:
Britney Spears performed live Tuesday night for the first time in nearly three years with a 14-minute set for screaming fans… at the San Diego House of Blues at about 10:15 p.m. Spears, in a black wig and white pleated miniskirt, then began her set, lip-syncing the songs. The show, highlighted by her hits “… Baby One More Time” and “Toxic,” featured rapid-fire costume changes, back-up dancers and light and smoke effects. Spears is also planning several other performances this week, including shows at the House of Blues in Anaheim, Calif., on Wednesday, the Los Angeles House of Blues on Thursday and the House of Blues Las Vegas inside Mandalay Bay on Sunday.
After all the shenanigans and head-shaving and beav-flashing in the last couple of months, Britney’s performance had better have included a flaming pole vault and Siamese twins on a unicycle. Something grandiose and memorable. I’m afraid that a little smoke and seventeen different mini-skirts and lip-syncing to shitty half-a-decade old pop songs just doesn’t cut it. She should see about maybe getting the masturbating bear or some real live pirates for her next performance, or something with live sex acts and circus freaks. Anything to make me forget that she’s really bald and that her vagina looks like it was buffed with a cheese grater.
A bevy of shitty, tagged, low quality pics of Britney performing after the jump. As soon as better pictures come along, I’ll update.
UPDATE: I’ve added actual live footage of the lipsync-ing for you to mock. Knock yourselves out!
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
I hope that’s a metal floor underneath her and not a wood one. The hippo might break through.
May 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Anyone remember that Wrangler’s commercial with the cartoon female hippos? This is the live version, and it’s hmmmmmm, uh,…………………. horrific.
May 2nd, 2007
beerdotcom182
The only way you’re getting “better” pictures is if they are of someone else. Might I suggest Jessica Biel’s ass…….and the rest of her too I guess.
May 2nd, 2007
Osbourne Black
I am so glad she is back! She is the bestest singer ever! Is she going to have another show? I hope so! I am so there! Love ya Brit.
Yay! I found this.
http://www.celebslam.com/?cat=413&submit=View
May 2nd, 2007
Dragulf
Great, OB is a Shitney the Pear groupie. I hear Spiderman 3 isn’t that good.
May 2nd, 2007
sonya
She looks like Chupacabra in that first picture. I swear I saw something just like that drinking the blood out of my neighbor’s goats.
May 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
your neighbor has goats?
it would have been hysterical if her wig had flown off, like a monty python sketch!
May 2nd, 2007
Osbourne Black
I’m trying a couple of things here. Feel free to delete it if you wish. :finger:
May 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Okay, that didn’t work. Let me try this. :gstring:
May 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Nope, that didn’t work either. I’m through here now. Thanks for your time.
May 30th, 2007
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