Britney Deflowered
Remember the fat kid in middle school who wore headgear and played Magic: The Gathering all the time? Do you remember calling him ‘lardass’ and tripping him in the cafeteria and pouring white-out in his hair? There was that one time that he looked you square in the face — lower lip trembling, tears in his eyes — and you saw him as human being with feelings for the first time in your pre-adolescent life. And for the briefest of fleeting moments your heart was pricked, and you felt the foreign sting of sympathy somewhere deep inside, because it seemed almost… too easy. And so maybe you loosened up your grip and started to back away slowly.
Until you got a noticed the urine seeping through the crotch of his elastic waist shorts, that is. Then you yelled, “Hey, look! The fatty’s pissed himself again!” and pushed his face back down in the trash can and yanked his underpants back up his ass crack. The moral of this story is that there is no “too easy.” That goes double for Britney Spears. Sometimes the fat kids are just asking for it.
More of Britney and her botanical bosoms (alliteration!) after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
JayDee
Ummmm… right!
May 2nd, 2007
ali
seriously..did she just see some flowers and was like..”hey I think those would look good over my nipples. i should document it with pictures.”
May 2nd, 2007
beerdotcom182
Its not easy getting white-out to wash out of hair you know…….and even when its gone, the pain still lingers.
May 2nd, 2007
todd
Where on earth did you find these?? So awesome. Any indication of when they are from… k-fed days? Rehab?
May 2nd, 2007
YoMama
I’m glad she sucked in her gut and put on her sexiest hat and sunglasses for these pics.
May 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
todd:
ugly hat and bad wig. i’m thinking rehab.
abby, you forgot the part where i got shoved in a locker….um… i mean….. THAT kid…..
oh, screw it.
May 2nd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Abby, that is your best write up thus far. Kudos to you my lady.
May 2nd, 2007
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