Katie Holmes Gets a Taste of Freedom

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Katie Holmes seems to have dabbled in some non-gay non-crazy man lovin’ with fellow “Mad Money Co-Star” Adam Rothenberg. According to MSNBC:

Katie Holmes has been “flirting” with Adam Rothenberg… the twosome has been throwing more into their romantic performances than the movie script calls for. “They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion,” a “set insider” [said]. “They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.There’s definitely been some off-camera flirting. One day, Katie was touching Adam’s arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody.”

Cruise’s rep insists that the “Top Gun” star isn’t worried. “He is very confident in his relationship with Katie and supportive of her time working on the set,” she said.

Of course he isn’t worried! Which is why, in the next 48 hours, I expect to find pictures of him on the set of “Mad Money” with a protective arm around his wife. I’m sure the appeasement sacrifice to Xenu and some Scientology minders are already en route to Louisiana. That said, I don’t know if I buy this story entirely. Katie’s face in that above picture isn’t that of a carefree schoolgirl with a crush; it’s a haggard housewife two seconds from handing her husband a porno mag and saying “Do that on your own time, asshole.” And also, maybe, she smells a fart and has burning feminine itch or something. I know the only time I’ve ever made that expression right there, I’d slammed my fingers in the car door, and some hobo and his feces and an open can of open sauerkraut were within my olfactory range. Talk about a Case of the Mondays!

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Run Katie! RUN!

  2. I think I’m in love? I’m just not sure if it’s with Katie or Abby?

  3. I love Abby. She gives back change for $5.

  4. Katie Holmes is on droopy looking bitch with an Inuit kid.

  5. Inuit! Nice racial reference. I like it a lot better than “gook” or “chink,” because everybody expects that.

  6. Tom gon beat da brakes off her azz! Yall know she is his slave and does what he wants when he wants on command!!!

    That is why he married her so young…complete control!

  7. how cool would it be if she did have a fling? i would SO LMAO!!

    of course, you know the “church” is holding the kid hostage while she’s out of town.

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