May 3, 20075
Angelina and Brad Are Still Together, Happy
Despite reports claiming that she and Brad Pitt are currently on the rocks, Angelina Jolie seemed to be all lovey dovey smiles on a dinner date in Prague last night. So much negativity has swirled around her lately — stories of her giving former lovers lap dances and dumping the kids on Brad — that Us Weekly went ahead and declared them split last week. I think they’re wrong, though. You take a good look at Angie up there and tell me that’s not the face of a woman in love. Or at least the face of a woman barely containing a smirk because her testicle-less nanny is wearing some faggoty-ass fedora.
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Osbourne Black
And what’s up with his limp wrist?
May 3rd, 2007
abby
It’s a little-known side effect of giving your girlfriend your balls.
May 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
i bet they make lovely earrings, though. just the perfect accessory for all those little handbags that walk themselves.
hey, whataya wanna bet when they split that angie keeps the adopted kids, and brad keeps shiloh.
she doesn’t seem too fond of that one, anyway.
May 3rd, 2007
beerdotcom182
I think Brad is just happy to be out of the house and away from her 17 kids and the 17 languages being spoken to him all at once.
May 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
hah! can you imagine the racket?
May 4th, 2007
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