May 3, 200720
Jessica Alba in a Little Black Dress
Jessica Alba basically passed off a big long corset as a dress to the new “Fantastic Four” screening in Sydney yesterday. She looked hot as hell — don’t get me wrong — it’s just that I am so sick of all the Hollywood double standards here lately. When Jessica Alba wears a corset, it’s “chic” and “old glamour sexy;” when I wear a corset, everyone’s all “unacceptable attire” and “there are children present” and “ma’am, we’re going have to ask you to leave.” A PTA meeting is not fucking church, people! I’m afraid that my kind of sexy just can’t be contained.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
abby, when you got it, flaunt it. i’ll bet you look every bit as hot.
oh, wait. i forgot. i’m straight.
hell with it, abby, you still rock!
May 3rd, 2007
Sorceressss
I think I just turned into a lesbian.
May 3rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Who’s the cue ball trying to eat her in the 3rd pic?
May 3rd, 2007
sonya
My only complaint is that she needs to ditch the pantyhose. It’s not like she has pasty white legs she needs to hide!
May 3rd, 2007
Frank Diddy
OB-that’s michael chiklis (from the commish, and most recently the shield). he plays the thing in the fantastic 4 movies.
May 3rd, 2007
ali
i agree sonya, panty hose = bad
May 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I know exactly how you feel Abby. Hey, if it says casual attire, it doesn’t get more casual than Speedos and flip-flops, I just don’t need the attitude, you know.
May 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
lol@barbado!
May 4th, 2007
Steve
Oh give me a break on the pantyhose bashing. Jessica Alba just has something some of you other women do not, that is class. If you are going to wear a sexy black dress and heels there is nothing wrong with wearing pantyhose with the outfit. Infact, it would be very tacky if you did not.
Pantyhose = Good. Pantyhose = Sexy. Pantyhose = Class.
Bare legs and flip-flops are for the beach. Real women wear pantyhose when they get dresses up. Enough said.
May 25th, 2007
Scooterx
Wow, what’s with all the pantyhose hating? I can’t think of anything more attractive than the right color of hosiery with the right outfit… I also can’t think of anything worse that a smart looking outfit with pasty-white legs poking out the bottom of them.
That’s not to say the bare leg look isn’t sexy – it’s just there’s some gals out there that shouldn’t be doing it and they often don’t know who they are (although everyone else knows!)…
Scooter
Jun 19th, 2007
DougM
I’ve got to agree with Steve and Scooterx. Pantyhose add refinement to any skirt/dress and wearing them shows class and distinction. Attention to detail matters when you want to look your best. Heels without hose is tacky and frankly looks awful.
The trend in the late 90′s and 2000′s for younger woment to avoid wearing pantyhose is one of the worst fashion faux-pas in history, driven by pop celebs who wouldn’t know class if it bit them on their scaley bare legs.
Women who wear pantyhose not only get more attention from men, but they stand out as more professional in the workplace. I’m a manager, and I’ve intereviewed women for professional roles. I wouldn’t think of hiring a woman who showed up without proper hosiery. Nor would I hire a man who showed up without a tie. It’s all about pride in appearance.
Jessica looks awesome in these pics; the hose are a fundamental part of the outfit.
Jun 20th, 2007
omar
I agree with Steve, the girl who wear pantyhose, has another attitude about of the ordinary rest of the girls, pantyhose looks classy, sexy, and helps to hide some bad bare legs, I dont know why some girls dont stops and think how a very good tool are the pantyhose to get the atention of hole the men in the world, starting with me.
girls i invite you to consider our complintments
Jun 21st, 2007
J Wells
YES! Let this be known as the National Pantyhose Movement day…Welcome back hose.
Jul 11th, 2007
Knute
Women: just how much effort does it take to put on hose when you put on a dress or suit?
It’s every bit as disturbing to look at a woman’s pale, pitted and clammy gams as it is for women to look at a guy’s beer gut hanging out.
Hose adds class and it demonstrates a high level of sophistication. And ladies, you can’t deny the amount of attention you get when you wear hose.
Sep 20th, 2007
Benjamin
yeah, I’m with the guys….pantyhose look way more classier than bare legs…I think its hot!
Sep 23rd, 2007
Tiba Odara
Just think if Britney wore pantyhose getting out of her car……
No OVER exposure!
Nobody needs to see that.
Dec 19th, 2007
Schroder
Manifesto For Pantyhose and Nylons
Preface: Before women get all upset after reading this, let me say I am for equality between men and women, but that DOES NOT mean there should be a double
standard when it comes to professional and classy dress. As it stands today, women can get away wearing pretty much what they want in all environments –
work, school, the symphony etc. I’ve even read stories/postings and seen where women show up to school or work at professional environments in their PJ’s a
T-shirt and flip-flops, and clearly just rolled out of bed…yet they still demand R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Men, on the other hand, are still expected to dress in a
shirt, tie, socks and nice shoes before they get respect. This is unfair and it’s time to do something about it.
So now that a recession is upon us and nylons are making a small come-back, perhaps it is time to fight against this nonsense and insist on changes. I think
those who think those who follow the New York/Hollywood fashion world a little too religiously when it comes to poor taste, especially in the lack of wearing
nylons or pantyhose, need be made to make a choice about their livelihood. I propose that those of us who have the ability follow this manifesto.
1. If you are in a business casual environment and are tired of seeing flip-flops and bare-legs, talk to management to get them to “spruce up” the dress code to show professionalism to each other and to clients.
Tell them that it is illogical reasoning to assume that “I don’t see clients; therefore I should not have to wear nylons”. Are they robots and just sit at
their desks all the time? Do they not go out for lunch, and are they 100% sure that a client or potential client is not in their building checking out their
environment? Besides, their job is not there for their personal comfort, it is there to service the needs of their customers and their comfort. And yes,
That does include IT workers. I am in the IT field and have been so for over 10 years and have witnessed the decline has its roots in that field,
particularly during the “DOT COM” days in the late 1990′s. Just throw around words like “Application Service Provider”, “India” and “Outsourcing” to get the
attitude to change in the IT shops of businesses.
I’ve researched this bit and my conclusion regarding performance and dress codes is this. Relaxed dress codes do increase productivity, but ONLY for a short
period of time. After the novelty of a relaxed dress code wears off does one discover that people are actually more careless about their work, less customer
service oriented (honestly, do you believe that customer service has gotten better in the last 10 years in any industry?) and you see less productivity and
more tardiness. The solution, dust of the 1995 employee handbooks and move back to a formal dress code which includes shirt and ties for men, and nylon
hosiery for women.
Also, it appears that as the dress code has slipped in professional settings, sexual harassment has actually increased as women feel more comfortable baring
more skin. This is another good argument to bring up with your employers, because sexual harassment could end a company’s life and all the jobs within it
faster than you can say “Paula Jones”.
Insist that you feel that the business is applying a double standard against men by making them wear socks while girls can go bare. The employer legally has
the right to dictate a dress code in the U.S. as long as it is applied uniformly and fairly. If your business is casual attire, you might have to accept
requiring socks or opaque tights as well as pantyhose for a while. But those in business casual environments or smart casual which require socks at
aminimum, perhaps the time is right to introduce that women should have to wear hosiery, particularly if you are a man and have to wear a suit and tie.
2. If you are owner, in a hiring or decision making roll in your business, do not hire consultants or potential female employees who show up bare-legged. If
they can’t be bothered to present their best selves on a first interview, its indicative there could be attitude problems later.
3. Keep track of the aggressive female employees who complain if/when a new policy requiring nylons is implemented…put them on the short list of people to
let go when the company needs to scale back due to hard economic times.
4. Be aware of the “passive aggressive” types, who when given the requirement to wear nylons, simply refuse and try to “sneak by” by wearing longer pants and
shoes, but who you can still tell are not wearing hose when they sit down. Add them to your shortlist to let go as well.
5. Do not hire female lawyers. I’ve read about 60% of law students these days are female. I’ve also noticed the greatest trend (by reading through blogs on
the topic of professional dress and nylons is of women insisting on not having to wear nylons) are the women lawyers (Think Reese Witherspoon’s character
comment in Legally Blond “Pantyhose…it’s just not me”). OK, if there not you, you’re fired because I only want professionals, and YES professional dress
IS important. Besides, the US and the world need less lawyers anyways.
6. Do not transact business or monies (of significant value) with women who are dressed like slobs and do not wear nylons. If you are buying/selling a home,
or cars, jewelry or other goods of significant value where they make a commission, choose a man, or better yet a well dressed woman. I have turned down
service from women who dress like men (black pants, pull over shirt, socks or no socks) or slobs (bare legs, open-toed shoes) and have purchased big items
from a man instead. It is a little uncomfortable, but when the manager asks, I just say “Look, I’m spending a lot of money here…and I believe in all
aspects of professionalism. Your female employee does not exhibit the characteristics I consider professional, she’s got a nose ring, and a funcky visible
tattoo, and she isn’t even wearing nylons. Sorry, but I choose not to spend my money validating that attire.”
7. All things being equal, promote women who truly support the requirement to look professional and wear hosiery, demote or fire (see point 3) those who will
not.
8. Complain to the networks who let their anchor’s bare-legged. I complained about Katie Couric multiple times, and while it did not amount to much, I am
glad to see she moved to CBS, where she is struggling and may be leaving the network soon. I’ve also complained about Megan Kelly of Fox News multiple
times. I watch Fox news much less now because she is all over the place (and I’ve let them know that I’m tired of seeing her…I find her tacky,
unprofessional and somewhat smarmy). Also, guess what Megan Kelly is…that’s right, a lawyer (see point 5).
9. Do not support anything that Candace Bushnell produces, writes or sells. Candace is the brain-child author/producer of Sluts in the City, I mean “Sex and
the City”. She is an avowed pantyhose hater (that’s why her trampy characters went bare and helped propel the movement of bare-legs everywhere). Her latest
TV garbage is called “Lipstick Jungle” on NBC. More tackiness and ugly toes and legs. Ban that garbage from your television.
To conclude…I beleive the gender feminism has gone way to far and now men are second class citizens to women. We see it in the court system where women get
better treatment over men in custody and ad we see it in our popular culture where little boys have no honorable heroes and are told to suppress there boyish
ways and expected to act and behave like good little girls, and if they do not they are drugged you with Prozac. Yet, we discover left unattended,
women/girls are MORE violent, more dishonest more deceptive, less contrite and more aggressive than boys could ever dream of being as evidenced by this
latest round of aggressive girl teenage violence. I believe women/girls who have chosen to not wear hosiery is a symptom of this overall problem. We are
not teaching girls to GROW UP to be honorable women and ladies, instead we are allowing them to be the worst of MEN, tramps and sluts. The time is now to
reverse the trend while there are still decent and honorable men who can have the courage to look a woman/girl in the face and say, “No, I don’t accept this
nonsense…you will dress like a lady or I will no longer date you, no longer employ you, no longer let you have my money etc.”
Apr 13th, 2008
john
Personally? LOVE the look of hose on women. Smooth, Sleek. Nice sheen. Professional AND sexy! THANK GOD for women like J. A. Doesn’t cow tow to Hollywood’s edicts. Who can forget her attire for hosting the MTV movies awards?
Jul 20th, 2008
arielle
I love her curves n how she matchs her red lip stick with her nails
she always looks so classyy my fave!
Aug 4th, 2008
Asa Platenburg
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Oct 9th, 2009
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