May 3, 20075
Quickies: Simple Mathematics
Paris Hilton’s staring down 45 days in jail for violating her probation. (A Socialite’s Life)
Kate Bosworth nip slip. (Egotastic)
Pics of Sanjaya’s mom hitting a bong. (MollyGood)
Lindsay Lohan + rodent + cocaine = shameful cell phone video. (CelebNewsWire)
What’s wrong with Britney Spears’ baby? (popbytes)
See just how much Fergie and Rosie O’Donnell look like dogs. (CityRag)
Hilarious video footage of a very drunken David Hasselhoff. (Jossip)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
why does that dog have marshmallows stuck to it’s face??
please, please, let the state of california finally do something right! paris needs to go to jail!
if it were one of us, you bet our butts would be in the pokey as we speak. she still won’t serve. she’ll figure a way out. damn.
May 3rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Yeah Miss Bunny, the way out is called payola. It’s the old, it’s not who you know, it’s who you blow syndrome.
I don’t remember where I read it, but Sanjaya’s mom got busted awhile back for growing marijuana out of her house. Let’s hope her and her son leave the limelight as quickly as they came into it.
Hasselhoff is just another celebrity that exceeded his 15 minutes… a long time ago.
Fergie and Rosie look more lke Geico® cavemen to me.
May 3rd, 2007
sonya
It’s not a bong, it’s a hookah with a really really really wide mouthpiece….
She also looks like she got a big mouthful of bongwater.
May 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Yes, paris needs to read this advice: When you get to lock-up go to the beefiest sistah you see there, right up to her face and say to her “I keep it real bitch.” You will, at that moment , establish your permanent position in front of everyone.
May 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
that position being tied to the bars with bed sheets, spread eagled????
May 4th, 2007
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