Jay-Z in a Plane Crash?
Rumors are buzzing that rapper Jay-Z went down in a plane crash this morning. TMZ reports:
A small plane registered to a citizen of Dublin, GA crashed near Asheville, NC in the Smoky Mountains. The FAA [says] that the four-seat propeller plane did go down this morning, but could not provide any additional details.At this time, [we are] unable to confirm if Jigga Man was on the plane, and his reps did not immediately return our request for comment. Sources [say] that he was on his way to Vegas this weekend to take in the Mayweather - de la Hoya fight.
Since it’s still an unsubstantiated rumor, I could technically say something snarky and sarcastic. Technically. But what if it turns out he died? Or was horribly burned or something incredibly unfunny like that? It’d be like that scene in “Gone With the Wind” where Rhett Butler tells his daughter “Well if you fall off the horse, don’t cry and blame me!” right before the it bucks her over the bar and breaks her neck. Or like that time I told my husband if he ever cheated on me again his dick would fall off. And then it did. Well, it was less of a “fall” and more of a “sawing and hacking with a hedge-trimmer until it was kinda dangling down around his knees,” but that’s close enough. God knows I don’t want to jinx the Jigga-Man!
UPDATE: (from TMZ) Jay-Z WAS NOT aboard the plane. The three aboard the plane were “white men,” so they probably deserved it. Haters!
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I’m slightly confused here? Are we supposed to be snarky with our comments or consoling?
Either way, who the hell is Jay-Z and why is he called the Jigga-Man? And why are there so many hyphens surrounding this guy? A lot of questions that have to be answered.
May 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Wait, wasn’t he the dude boinking Beyonce? I still have no idea who he is.
May 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
boring black boy boinking beyonce.
i love alliteration!
May 4th, 2007
sonya
It would serve him right for being teh Fug.
May 4th, 2007
ashley
up wrong website i see it’s just boring black people (or white) that’s just mad because there broke with no life well since yall wanna play the funny role let me school yall on how not funny this sintution is who nows where the rap game would be with out him now if your not a fan of rap you want under stand but if you are let start heres the story on dec 4 1969 in newjersy shawn coerey carter was born later on around the age of six he moved to brokklyns marcy projects in new york city when he was 12 he father left him which cause him to do some crazy things such as rob people shoot his big brother (but he’s ok now and they have a good relationship as well) play females and sell drugs he had a gift so after a few chances he and his good friends dame dash and bigs created there record labelroc-a-fella his frirst album didn’t do so well but it is considered on of hiphops many classic albums and after that every summer for the last past 8 years he drop an album that went douple plat or more he gave water to africans he built schools in his neighborhoods went from rap star to prez of der jam to nets part owner to clothing line to endorserto the one of the most wel respecting rappers in te game respected by(opra,rock stars,princes,kingds,queens,presidents,rappers,singers,kidsand adults hell my grandma even like him) he’s what every rapper wannna be he was the late great notorious b.i.g’s best freind and consider to be the god mc h to the o v now take yall hating broke asses somewhere and go fall of a cliff or wonder off into taffic somewhere bitches ……….oh and it’s the roc you bastards
May 5th, 2007
ashley
oh yea and fuck beyonce ‘ i hope his baby momma WHOOP DAT BITCH ASS
May 5th, 2007
sonya
Well. Someone got their more than fair share of idiot.
May 5th, 2007
eric
JAY-Z, JIGGA-MAN AKA SEAN CARTER
NET WORTH : 745 MILLION
CO OWNER OF DEF JAM
WATER FOR LIFE SPONSOR
OWNER OF THE NEW JERSEY NETS
11 ALBUMS ALL PLATINUM
BOINKING BEYONCE
WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY
May 6th, 2007
RichPort
Yea ashley… they laugh all the way to fucking bank when you make that idiotic hand diamond. And their security will punch you in the face if you get too close. That said, I’d like to crash into Beyonce a few hundred times.
May 7th, 2007
RichPort
Uuuuuhhhh… eric? 745 million. C’mon, even you don’t believe that…
May 7th, 2007
Pete
Damn, sure it isn’t Gay-Z ? With those lips he definitely could suck dick !
May 7th, 2007
ashley
i don’t give a fuck if i get money off that damn sign ,it an’t my business, i just don’t think it’s right to be so damn direpectful, about somebody’s life ,and who happends to also be 350 million dollars richer than you, and shittin on you in every category of life ,at the end of the day makeing bullshit ass statements like that is just gonna send yo ass to hell,and i know yall mad cause he got a life, something all theses wack as hater’s obviusly don’t got ,plus i said a lot of that shit out of anger (like that beyonce’ statement )but his baby momma shanelle is prettier than her ,but iam cool now, cause HE’S RICH BIOTCH (and alive)!!!!!
May 23rd, 2007
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