Lindsay Lohan Supports Britney’s Comeback
In the same vein as “the blind leading the blind,” attention whore Lindsay Lohan caught the final comeback “performance” of fellow attention whore Britney Spears last night in Los Angeles. According to TMZ:
Britney Spears gave the shortest show yet on her “comeback” mini-tour last night in L.A.– and… none other than Lindsay Lohan was there to catch the action — all 11 minutes of it.
This seems like a union made in BFF heaven. It’s just perfect. With this pairing, who could you deem as “the fucked up” one? The “ugly and fat” one? The “talentless loser hack with no future” one? Each would just assume you were talking about the other. Ugh. They’d be a real live walking game of “Would You Rather.” It’d be like trying to decide between porking Sloth from “The Goonies” or Screech from “Saved by the Bell.” Cheetos and menthols, or “rocky… road?” I’d pick Sloth every time.
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Osbourne Black
After the concert, they jetted off to Britney’s backward ass country fuck estate in Louisiana (because everybody from Louisiana is a backward ass country fuck) and sipped mint juleps on the veranda.
May 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Lordy them juleps sho am good.
May 4th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Hahahaha, I’m shocked to realize that these two haven’t hooked up before. This might be exactly what they need to finally off themselves in a raunchy, rancid, drug induced suicide pact.
May 4th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Wait….I thought you liked Brit Brit……..you’ve come back to your senses OB?
May 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Beerdot – Sarcasm is key in the life of a blogger
May 4th, 2007
abby
So is booze… lots of booze.
May 4th, 2007
beerdotcom182
See sometimes sarcasm is tough because readers can’t actually see you smirking on the other side of your computer screen. Its a good thing they can’t see me when I type cause I type one handed for a reason.
May 4th, 2007
abby
Because you lost your right arm in a freak combine accident? God, you and I have so much in commom!
May 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
In that picture you posted, if Britney had lost her right arm, that face she is making would look pretty gosh darn stupid.
May 4th, 2007
Glunp - Celebirty Gossip
Yea Lindsay Lohan was there alright. I even have the pictures on my site.
Looked like Lindsay went there just to get shitfaced. I mean a girl needs a place to party. And you must be really-really drunk in order to survive that kind of torture.
May 4th, 2007
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