Scarlett Johansson Presents the Top Ten Red Carpet Mistakes
Scarlett Johansson arrived at the Louis Vuitton “Love” party in New York yesterday in some kind of trippy early eighties prom dress. This firmly answers the age-old questions “Can you ever have too much ruching?” and “When is tie-dye not red carpet attire?” But I bet you still have more questions regarding what’s considered appropriate formal wear. Lucky for you, I have a handy list right here that will steer you away from Hollywood fashion disaster-dom.
Top Ten Worst Red Carpet Mistakes
10. Velour + lace = “Wild West Whore”
8. All black body suit and interpretive dance moves
6. Man’s suit, on backwards, sunglasses
5. Using Diane Keaton as your fashion reference
4. Bicycle shorts + bustier + train
3. Half-way completed medieval chain-link armor
2. Beret and lederhosen
and the number one way to jack up your fashionista debut:
1. Pissing on the actual carpet (NSFW)
More of Scarlett and her psychedelic ensemble after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
That top ten is worthy enough to be submitted to David Letterman.
May 4th, 2007
abby
Thanks, Ozzie. It’s been a while since I’ve done a top ten, and it’s a Friday, so while the hell not?
May 4th, 2007
beerdotcom182
I categorically and whole heartedly disagree with #9 and #7.
May 4th, 2007
sonya
Her face and hair kind of match the dress too–there’s something subtly metallic about it.
May 4th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I would add a #11
11. Being Scarlett Johansen and not going topless!
May 4th, 2007
abby
Yeah, you can go overboard with the whole bronzed bit. What about those eyebrows, though? Yikes.
May 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
it IS a louis vuitton event. maybe she’s masquerading as luggage. she probably has little wheels on the bottom of her feet and a handle sticking out her butt.
yeah, abby, bring back the top ten! the moustache ten was my favorite!
May 4th, 2007
abby
Thanks, bunny! It was actually my husband who was responsible for most of that glorious moustache top ten. He’s a pretty witty bastard.
May 4th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Abby, your husband may be pretty witty, but you are wickedly pretty.
May 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
okay, 5 points to ob! ha!
May 4th, 2007
Rudolf Vashaw
Hot Scarlett Johansson having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://scarlett–johansson-x.blogspot.com/?id=86552380&s=y
Oct 4th, 2009
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