May 7, 2007
Jessica Simpson is a Tranny
Jessica Simpson dressed up as a drag queen Janet Jackson impersonator for the 2nd Anniversary of the Pussycat Doll Lounge in Vegas this past weekend. You’ll notice that her skin and hair and lips are all variations on the colors “burnt sienna” and “tangerine dream.” Eat your heart out, Crayola! Anyway, I showed this picture of Jess to a tribe living in Papua New Guinea, and they accused me of “bringing the devil into their presence” and then branded my eyes with fire rocks to “rid me of the spirit of the witch woman.” What was I doing in Papua New Guinea to begin with, you ask? Umm… research. Lots of research. And the occasional mail order bride paperwork.
More of “overripe apricot” after the jump
“Desert Sunset”
“Cantaloupe Brulee”
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Can you order me another one of these Papua New Guinea mail order brides? One just isn’t enough.
May 7th, 2007
abby
Nothin’ says lovin’ like illiteracy, baby!
May 7th, 2007
RichPort
Wow! She almost looks like she wouldn’t be the worst lay in the history of mankind!
May 7th, 2007
Mike
I’d still throw it at her. …and yes, I hate myself.
May 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
she’s wearing make-up?
wait, she has a FACE??
tell ya what, if she jumped up and down, she’d black both eyes. magnificent boobage.
May 7th, 2007
klyde
OMFG what happened to her?
May 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
its the aliens.
isn’t it?
still boobage. that’s about as far as i can get.
May 8th, 2007
Lucy
She looks a bit shocked in these pictures. Perhaps she’s wearing out?
May 14th, 2007
Ophi
her face isn’t orange… but her BOOBS are florescent
May 14th, 2007
rachel
wow, so much for smiling in pictures
but maybe she has so much make up on she cant move her mouth anymore, o well it happens,
anyway, i mean, i guess its not her fault, how could she be smiling if she is using up all her strength to hold up those two bowling balls on her chest
May 14th, 2007
eddy
cad dia mas linda amor de mi vida te ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmo
Dec 25th, 2007
eddy
eres la travesti mas linda te amo mi vida .me gustaria verte en ropa interior
Dec 25th, 2007
jayjay
You look so beautiful. Catch up…………
Feb 9th, 2008
offbeatbeauty
It’s not a good thing when your hair, eyes, and skin are all the same color.
May 22nd, 2008
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