Kate Moss Yoga Statues for Sale
You could always buy new curtains or slap a fresh coat of paint on the walls, but I find that nothing livens up a family room quite like a good old-fashioned gyno-centric statue of a supermodel. And now it can be all yours! According to Britain’s The Daily Mail:
Seven sculptures of Kate Moss in yoga poses could fetch up to £1 million when they are sold in New York. The [sculptor,] Marc Quinn, said they represent “an image, and the way it is twisted and sculpted by our collective desire… [it shows Moss] as a knotted Venus of our age”.
Quinn used [Kate's] head and face but drew the positions from a yoga expert.
The “knotted Venus of our age?” Please. The only thing that statue makes me think about is Kate Moss’ beaver. Not “mythological allegories.” If anything, I’d say these sculptures are more of a modern take on Pygmalion. Although a blow up doll really would have worked just as well, and they’re a hell of a lot cheaper than a million pounds. Plus, you can make an inflatable doll spoon with you after a night of masturbatory violations and then ride with you to work the next day in the HOV lanes. Good luck getting Quinn’s hunk of bronze to do that!
More Kate contortions after the jump
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
How am I supposed to get fellated by that thing without the mouth in the familiar suggestive “O” shape?
May 7th, 2007
GirlyGirl
Is this supposed to be ironic? When I think of Kate Moss, I think of cocaine, not enlightenment. And although one on drugs might acheive an artificial feeling of enlightenment, I do not believe these two belong together.
Therefore, I conclude that this is crap.
May 7th, 2007
TT.quick
Who would be so stupid to buy a statue of a drugged out, smoke smellin’, skinny slutted, rock star suckin, stuck up bitch anyway?
May 7th, 2007
Dragulf
Hell yeah! About time somebody recognized this hottie!!!! I am buying all 3 for my house. I think they’ll fit in my bedroom!
May 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
WHY??
the britney one scarred me for life. now i think i’m blind.
what is this guy on, and where can i get some?
May 7th, 2007
mediayogi
nice art. but so dishonest.
could fagash kate do any yoga at all…other than the cigarette pranayama of slowlungdeath…what a joke.
but nice art. just weird that this really toxic creature is represeneted in poses that only the clearest, purest and most potent people could achieve.
whatever. nevermind.
http://yogaceleb.blogspot.com/
May 17th, 2007
itsmannyyo
HAHA iF Y0U l00K Cl0SE EN0UGH Y0U CAN SEE HER CliT! HAHA
May 18th, 2007
IsniffedCokeOnceButTheIceCubesGotStuckUpMyNose
ewww
Jul 4th, 2007
Sonya
…..this is your brain on drugs……..
Oct 22nd, 2008
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