May 8, 2007
Jessica Simpson is a Tranny, Take 2
Jessica Simpson continued with her new “fake bake tranny” look last night at the Met’s Costume Institute Gala. The gala is supposed to be some kind of dignified and classy affair, but Jess looks like she ought to be handing out awards for “Best Load Blower” and “Best Bukkake Finish” at the Adult Entertainment awards instead. Or maybe wearing a crown and a sash and clutching a bouquet at a drag queen contest. I’m sure somewhere RuPaul is weeping bitterly at being upstaged by someone with an actual vagina.
More trantastic whoredom after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Just when the word RuPaul was all but gone from my vocabulary, you had to bring it’s name back to the forefront.
Damn you Abby.
May 8th, 2007
Vin Duzzle
eeeew.
May 8th, 2007
Hugh
She looks nice me!
May 8th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Want to touch the boobies. Let me rephrase….want to cover the head with a sac and touch the boobies.
May 8th, 2007
Zell
Good lord, why?! No. Just… no.
May 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
okay, she’s never been small chested, but the last couple of days i SWEAR those things are bigger.
i guess victoria’s secret finally made the perfect bra.
May 8th, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
She HAS to be on drugs to actually think she looks good like this….blerrrggghhhhhhhh…oh well I guess it’s what you do when you zero talent.
May 8th, 2007
Showgrrrl
WRONG COLOUR OF RED lipstick, douchebag. Yar. She’s FAR too orange to pull off that shade. Or any shade of red for that matter.
And yes, Bunny…. I agree. Her rack IS more massive than usual.
May 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
thank you, showgrrrl–
i was begining to think 1. my new glasses were AMAZING
or 2. i seem to be the resident thread killer.
damn.
BOOBIES!!!
May 9th, 2007
Snarklestein
Everything is just wrong here. It looks like a really bad pagent gown or prom dress! The whore lips don’t help either!
May 9th, 2007
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