Paris Violates Probation Again

Just a few days prior to her sentencing, Paris Hilton was photographed toking on a joint at the Coachella Music Festival in Palm Springs. I’m pretty sure “smoking pot” was probably another direct violation of her probation. Kinda like shooting a police officer in the face or stealing from a nun might violate her probation. This just goes to show you how seriously she took her court-mandated punishment before being slapped with 45 days in the pokey. Smoking pot in public is the equivalent of giving the judge the finger and spitting in his face. The saving grace in all this is that “giving the finger and spitting” will now mean “a clever way to describe Paris being fisted by a lesbian inmate” instead of her “fuck you to the system.”
More of Paris hitting a joint after the jump




8 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
This convict needs to learn some respect, in order to break her we need proper motivation through harsh punishment (and by harsh I mean all forms of applied punishment are to end in, “to death”)
May 8th, 2007
Osbourne Black
See what happens when you give a girl, any girl, her freedom. She runs amok. Put her in a chastity belt and lock her in the basement until she’s 30 and everything will be right with the world.
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
May 8th, 2007
john
fuck her
she could have stayed one of the myriad of nameless filthy rich socialites
no one outside of the Hamptons has ever heard of
May 8th, 2007
kitty
what..the bitch can take time to put on fake eyelashes but not do her nails?? what a skank.
May 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
there’s been some discussion that “45 days is too much”.
i disagree. she’s a danger to humanity (and other mammals, reptiles, amphibians, insects, vegetation, etc., etc.).
i say throw the book at her. if they let her out after 3 days, what does she learn?
May 8th, 2007
alice b.
BAHAHAHA this almost makes me like her!
PASS THAT SHIT
May 8th, 2007
2harsh
She can smoke my pole anytime!
May 8th, 2007
ang xiao
her nails look terrible, my god.
Aug 14th, 2009
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