May 9, 2007
Juliette Lewis Still Going Strong
You’ve really got to hand it to Juliette Lewis. In the public eye for over a decade, and yet she still manages to totally corner the market on “mainstream retardability.” Whether she’s spacing out mid-thought on a VH1 talking head show, acting (yeahhh… “acting”) in movies like The Other Sister, or just showing up at the Costume Institute Gala looking like a slutty Pocahontas; you just have to put your hands on your hips, shake your head, smile and say, “Oh, Julia… You lovable retard, you!”
More photos after the jump, including one where some chick in the background is totally laughing at her.
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BarbadoSlim
So she’s going for indian (sorry, native american casino owner) whore, with this look?
It’s working.
May 9th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Juliette Lewis is awesome though. She might not be the best looking celebrity, but Natural Born Killers made me a fan of hers for life.
“Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, catch a redneck by the toe!”
May 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
another scientology skank.
that would explain her “acting” ability.. she’s had half her brain removed.
May 9th, 2007
Dragulf
STUNNING! I mean, don’t ya just want to grab your shotgun and go hunting?
May 9th, 2007
litelysalted
Scientology??? Her??? For serious??
For being a drugged out, barely coherent short-bus girl, I still would have expected more from her. For shame, Julia… For shame…
May 9th, 2007
Tine
I think she actually looks pretty cool besides the head band thing.
May 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
yup. xenu.net has a list posted (i THINK that’s the right site) of celebrities who are scientologists.
with them trying to open a “drug rehab” center @ 15 miles away, i done edumacated myself.
oddly, i don’t even know how that whole thing worked out. i think it’s because i hang out with you guys all day!
May 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
here’s the link to the list, not sure if it will actually link or not…
http://www.scientology-kills.org/celebrities/celebrities.htm
May 9th, 2007
Sorceressss
“retardability”
Heh heh, very nice
May 9th, 2007
loveyouintheface
I’m with Osbourne B. Seriously, when Mallory Knox says “How do you like me now, Flirty Boy?” after she beats the ever-loving tar out of some sleazy redneck, I kind of fell in love. JL’s fashion choices may be ill-advised but I’ve seen her rock a dress made only of sparkly diamonique and belt out kickin’ PJ Harvey covers (Strange Days).
That said, wearing a designer dress that costs more than my rent for 6 months and then opting to randomly strap a pricey necklace around your head isn’t just ugly or retarded, it’s insulting.
May 9th, 2007
Voice of Reason
OK…she is her own free spirit and that’s for sure. But at least we don’t read about her crazy antics in H-wood, or a wacky divorce, or doing drugs in a club bathroom. She looks good, healthy, and happy. Rock on Juliette!….
And the lady in the background…Who Is She?…No one knows?…
Exactly!!!!!!!!!!
May 9th, 2007
Snow White Whore
She must be the same age as that woman behind her. Which one would you fuck?
May 10th, 2007
RichPort
To think… at one time I wanted to fuck her. Now I really am gonna undergo that experimental memory purge surgery. I hope they can get Cisco Adler’s balls too…
May 10th, 2007
aejr
There is a rumor that she was making out with Tom Chaplin at the MTV euro awards a few months back… i guess if it’s true, she’ll start donning his stupid white belt across her forehead any day now.
May 14th, 2007
Tammie
Thats my girl……………..
Feb 24th, 2008
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