May 10, 200710
Back in a Big Way
I probably should have mentioned this this morning, but I was still hungover from all the mead and cider — I’m back today. Bigger and better than ever before. I hope you enjoyed your “Yeeeah! Hump Day Host” yesterday while I was away. Get ready for regular doses of salty snark, because I’ve committed to my Society for Creative Anachronism jousting class every Wednesday this month, and the Renaissance Fair is the whole last week in May. God knows I didn’t spend the last six days making my own chain mail armor out of paper clips for my fucking health. My noble steed and I trust you will find favour with this purveyor of snarke anon! Huzzah to the shopkeep and ye readers loyal and true!
P.S. Also “Odin’s Raven.”
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Osbourne Black
Truthfully you did make your chain mail armor out of paper clips for your health. If your worthy josting opponent tries to run you through, it’s designed to make the blow, glance.
*waving fist in the air in an Attica way* More Salted! More Salted! More Salted!
May 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ah medieval times, i don’t know what I would’ve enjoyed more, the accepted disdain for hygiene or the razing and pillaging of villages….and of course, the raping of wenches.
May 10th, 2007
litelysalted
I am NOT even shitting you, but back when I worked in Cubicle Land, I had this boss who was the hugest nerd ever. I’m not going to tell you what his real name was, but we nicknamed him “Nerd Alert.” So with my shit luck, I got stuck sitting in the cubicle next to Nerd Alert, and he used to annoy the shit out of me telling me about his pet ferret and all these faggy online RPG games he played, and I had to be nice and act like I gave half a shit on account of him being my boss and all.
At any rate, the point of my story is that one time? He brought in self manufactured chain mail. It was like the size of a sheet of notebook paper, and he said that he had spent like 30-some hours making it and that he wanted to have a full outfit for next time the Renaissance Fair came to town. True story.
Well guys, thanks for all the love yesterday… Looking forward to next time!
May 10th, 2007
litelysalted
Wow, I just said “shit” 3 times in one sentence. A personal best!
May 10th, 2007
sonya
Huzzah! Huzzah!
May 10th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Salted, you can shit on me anytime… No wait, that wouldn’t be sanitary would it? Forget I mention it.
Just sprinkle salt in my wound, litely.
May 10th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Forget I mentioned it too.
May 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
i take offense at the fact that you worked with the biggest nerd, ever!
right, sonya?
us nerds have rights, too.
crap, what’s the line from revenge of the nerds after they make bouncy bouncy in the bouncy house????
nevermind.
May 10th, 2007
fatback
I raise my flagon to ye, oh salter of the snark, and way-layer to Hollywoodshire rebels and fools. Anon, and ye shall be blessed for a thousand generations, and songs will duly be sung about thee. Where’s my GD lute?
May 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
huzzah @ fatback!
May 11th, 2007
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