Cameron Diaz is a Pervert
It’s not all acne cream and curry enemas for actress Cameron Diaz — sometimes there’s even a live sex show or two. Page Six reveals:
Normally peppy Cameron Diaz was looking a bit bleary-eyed on the “Today” show yesterday at 7 a.m. promoting her new PG-rated film “Shrek the Third.” [The night before, Cameron had been] at the Box on Christie Street for a live R-rated sex show - and stayed until 4 a.m. One spy [said] the show was “two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated ’sex show’ conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time.”
If you want to see a live sex show that involves a lot of slime and acne cream and silk ties but don’t have the fifty dollar cover in your perverted little pocket, then you just need to put a camera outside Ms. Benson’s in 3B and hope that it it’s “whiskey donkey punch night” again. And they say senior citizens are boring! I guess they’ve never seen Ms. Benson after that fifth of Jack Daniels and her blood pressure meds start to mix. Rowr!
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
That acne cream, is it Proactiv? Jessica Simpson swears by that stuff.
http://www.proactiv.com/
May 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
This gives me a RAGING….!!!!!!
…soft-on.
Bleh
May 10th, 2007
lady garden
this might correspond to a blind lesbo item on crazy days and nights-justin must be gt, he turned her
May 10th, 2007
abby
Why slime? Were they out of “mucous” and “secretions?”
May 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
And….that, was the end of my breakfast, you are a class act Abby.
May 10th, 2007
RichPort
Why can’t leatherface here stay behind a silk screen?
May 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
hey, barbado, i get LOTS of spam swearing they can help you with that problem!
you’re on your own with breakfast!!
May 10th, 2007
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