Akon’s Minor Encounter Is a “Bitch”
I didn’t post anything about the “dance contest” in Trinidad that ended up with rapper Akon simulating sexual intercouse with some 15-year-old preacher’s daughter, because:
A) I don’t listen to crap, and
B) Who gives a fuck.
I’m only mentioning it now because the stupid ho’s MySpace page was discovered, along with some racy pictures and some stirring personal insight into her soul. TMZ reports:
Danah Alleyne, or as she call herself on MySpace, “Diva Trixie,” claims to be 19 and writes, “I’m a BITCH oh well… ima bitch, ive got class, mess wid me and i’ll kick ur ass!!”
Danah has posted a picture from the night of the [dance contest], and the caption says, “girls nite out! best time!!” Not quite the way she described the evening to the Trinidad Express.
She set her MySpace to private once the word got out — otherwise, you’d be looking at all of her stupid slutty pictures right now. I’d also like to add that the winner of the “contest” was told she would receive a trip to Africa as the grand prize (it’s my understanding that Akon’s ball sweat was complimentary). Turns out Akon is a big fat liar who never had tickets to The Dark Continent in the first place, but still — any moron who voluntarily competed for a visit to the Motherland deserves a good public dry-humping. Maybe a caning or a stoning while we’re at it. That’s like competing for “a fun-filled week of genocide” or something awesome like that. Or “a fun-filled week of HIV, poverty and infectious diseases.” Oh, and the smell! Don’t forget about the smell! Then again… maybe it would have been exactly what she deserved. And maybe herpes, too.
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Osbourne Black
After reading that, I’m going with your #B. Only in bold and all caps, ya know, to emphasize the point.
WHO GIVES A FUCK
May 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
hate to say it, but i’m with OB on this one. who ARE these people?
i’m gonna go watch dr. phil, because he has a guy on that faked his visectomy by CUTTING HIS OWN BALLS!
now that’s entertainment, people.
May 11th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Miss Bunny, I don’t EVER watch Dr Phil, but that vasectomy fella sounds down right interesting.
What do you mean you “hate to say it, but i’m with OB on this one?” Do I smell that bad?
May 11th, 2007
Ivve
Usually I would care about this on just about the same level that I care about R. Kelly scandals. It’s just amusing to me that he apologized for anything at all. It was an 18+ show and the girl managed to lie her way into there looking, to me anyway, like someone who is 18+. From what I’ve seen/heard in other blogs, she had semi-nude pictures of herself on her myspace, too, where she was claiming to be 19. Hi, bad parenting.
May 13th, 2007
StotheL
Are you people kidding? This guy lied about a trip to Africa (how about a fun filled week of FUN, people – it wasn’t a trip to Darfur, for Christ’s sake) and had a DANCE CONTEST onstage, and then attacked the girl who won. Even if she was 18 it would be completely inappropriate – I’m amazed she didn’t get hurt.
Then I come here and read that she deserved it because she wrote sexy things about herself on Myspace? Way to blame the victim, guys. That’s pure class.
May 14th, 2007
esi
am so disappointed abby, as much as i love ur acid filled comments and hilarious suggestions calling Africa, HIV Filled, etc is just crossing the line, I live in Africa, and not all africa is like Darfur ..its a whole freakin continent…come and visit me sometime and i will show you another side CNN will never bother to show…please insult Akon if you will but give Africa some respect
May 15th, 2007
Phil
Esi, we’re really sorry to have offended you. Remember that what you read here is not to be taken seriously. We might cross the line sometimes, but it’s all in the name of humor.
Jun 5th, 2007
tropicalberry
na some of u all do got this thing bent. im jus a lil bit older than the skanky chick and i kno dam* sure i would of got up there if givin the chance. if she could do that an have simi nude pixs on my space then i believe the lil whore should of paided 4 it. not ta mention here d
Sep 10th, 2007
tropicalberry
dad being a preacher… weird i don think he would of liked her doing that and shoudda beat her azz good..
Sep 10th, 2007
Henry E N
I am using this opportunity to explain to the whole wild world that this understanding about Africa being the land of HIV, Herpes and all kinds of VD is just very poor to be coming out from the mouths of people that called themselves the westerners. I thought claiming to be civilized will not be complete if only you are living in a civilized world but still an illitrate! This Land called Africa! is civilized too, most places in Africa are better than some of the best places you brag about over here in America. Africa is so beautiful, and free from most of the ugly deseases you have here in your so called cities. There is no Gay marriages, or people fucking in the ass or having sex with animals in Africa. Africans are well cultured, and free from most of the killer deseases you do have over here. Don’t be fooled about all the mess they show you on Tv about Africa, preferably Kenya! Get your travelling bag and take a trip to Africa so that you educate yourself about this beautiful continent!
Dec 23rd, 2007
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