Free Paris Protest a Bust
A rally in support of emancipating Paris Hilton drew just the kind of multitudinous crowds you’d have expected yesterday. All three of them. According to TMZ:
The well-publicized rally in Greenwich Village — timed to coincide with New York University’s graduation ceremonies — fell just a little bit short of expectations, with just three protesters fighting the pro-Paris fight, calling her a victim and a martyr. They also carried signs saying “Ike Was Right — Free Paris.”
That’s two more douchebags than I figured would show. Not counting the syphilitic hobo passed out on the park bench behind them or the confused Japanese tourist nodding and smiling politely at the picket signs. We haven’t seen genius of that magnitude congregating in one spot like that since the time I took a dump in a plastic bag and threw it in a cage full of mongoloid monkeys. It’s like a fucking MENSA meeting in there!
Footage from the actual shameful rally here.
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Osbourne Black
What I interpreted from that video was, those three people should be locked up for being criminally insane right alongside Paris Hilton.
And just so you know, I was that syphilitic hobo passed out under that park bench.
May 11th, 2007
lookwhaticando
I’m suprised anyone at all showed up.
May 11th, 2007
Kathy
Just seeing Paris scared and sad day after day has been good for all of us!
Her “I’m better than anyone else” smile has finally been wiped off her face.
May 11th, 2007
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