Kristine Lefebvre Does Playboy
Tags: Kristine Lefebvre, Playboy
Today is Friday, and Fridays at my house are always naked Fridays, so here’s some skank I never heard of from “The Apprentice” getting naked in Playboy. Her name is Kristine Lefebvre, which rolls of the tongue like a curious melange of rubber cement and wire-hair terrier fur. Kristine’s, um… fit, I guess, and clearly has the best implants money can buy, but not even magical fake titties can make me forget about the mushroom cloud billowing out of her ass crack there. Sexy. Maybe there’s some Spanish moss tattooed around her asshole, too. Or a sunburst. Or hemorrhoids, or a pair of lips, or the other half of a winking pirate. Who knows what kind of devilish delights are hidden between the legs of a woman who’d tattoo her own ass crack!
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Whether they win or lose, all the female contestants on The Apprentice have to get breast enhancement surgery. It’s in the contract. Just like all the male contestants have to get fitted for the Trump toupee.
May 11th, 2007
leash
holy airbrushing, batman!!!
the trampstamp looks like an exploding cock & balls. she’s one klassy lady, alright.
May 11th, 2007
Steve
Not the latest winner – Stephani. She has a GREAT natural rack!
May 11th, 2007
www.celebritypwn.com
Playboy now? Thats a step up from being in Maxim.
May 11th, 2007
plainjane94
i think i may be a lesbian.
May 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
ahem.
1. comparing the first and sixth pic,
the back tatoo looks a bit lumpy, i think its mehndi.
one of the few skills i have. anybody else see it that way?
May 11th, 2007
eeks
she’s average looking (face-wise) and a dime a dozen trash if she’ll pose naked. Sounds like she was fired. Nice rebound, slut.
May 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
HEY!
eeks– don’t throw rocks.
if i had had the bod, i SURE would have posed nekid (if it was classy) for the money.
i’ve no idea who she is, but for some reason (really strange, i know) i was offended that you called her a slut.
i think the b & W shots are semi-classy.
May 11th, 2007
Trilby
Totally photoshopped. Man, you men are gullable! Just look at a Vargas painting if you’re into “fantasy” women. Really, you should go over to the Dove website (the soap company) and see how women’s images are manipulated ever day in every way to make you horny and dissatisfied and make us un-photoshopped women feel bad about ourselves. Blech!
May 12th, 2007
DanTheMan
Trump was really stupid firing Kristine. I knew she was a fox the first time I saw her come to the phone in her nightie, during one of the shows. The reason she got fired was not her fault, and that jackass who got her fired lost later anyway. Trump should have fired him that night. In any case, I think she was the best one there, but she did admit she was trying some kind of strategy to get someone else fired, so I guess it backfired on her. Still, what I would do if I were The Donald, is, change my religion to Moslem, become a Sheik, and then get a Harem. He keeps marrying beauty queens, one at a time, but has women sending him photos of themselves ready and willing. All he would have had to do, then, was add Kristine to his Harem. By the way, at almost 60 do you think his children will appreciate it when they are 30 and he is 90? He should put a stopper in it.
(Reminds me of the joke about why Bach had so many children. His organ had no stops.) Give it a break Donald!
May 16th, 2007
sam
She has a nice bangable but, but she needs better boobs.
May 30th, 2007
astral
i love this photograph…
greatttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Jun 3rd, 2007
Tina
Gorgeous pics! God, am i jealous… but is it really true that she had a radical hysterectomy. no scar to be seen (i had this surgery myself, my scar is well healed after 3 yrs but you SURELY would notice my scar on pics like those.. the wonders of photoshop retouching?… somehow sad if they retouched it, personally i would have liked the pics just the same with that scar, i feel like a complete woman with that thin line between my hipbones on my otherwise tiptop tummy. but PLAYBOY being a mens magazine… how do men REALLY feel about this??? well, mine said he would have liked the pics of Kristine even more with her scar. damn, so many women had ceasareans (angelina, madonna….).
hey guys, nobody is perfect!
Jun 12th, 2007
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Jun 14th, 2007
Billy Bob
I beat off to her
Jun 21st, 2007
Mac Duh Knife
Nice trampstamp.
What a fuggin whorebag.
Jul 15th, 2007
moi here
Yep, LOTS of photoshopping, fix-it lighting and heavy makeup . Especially on her face. Her scar is gone, too. The whole thing is kinda sad, actually.
Jul 18th, 2007
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