May 11, 20072
Quickies: Made You Look
This is as close as Lindsay Lohan will ever get to virginal. (The Bastardly)
Brandon Davis is the next Picasso. (CelebSlam)
More Jessica Simpson tranny whoredom. (MollyGood)
Britney Spears, porno clown. (Drunken Stepfather)
Mandy Moore’s vest is six sizes too small. (UseMyComputer)
Bjork’s back, baby! Whatever. (popbytes)
John Travolta and Kelly Preston don’t approve of non-Scientology-based autism for their son. (Celebitchy)
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Osbourne Black
Jessica Simpson has a large mouth bass mouth.
John Travolta’s chin dimple hasn’t swallowed Kelly Preston yet?
Wow, Lindsay Lohan looks, dare I say it, clean in those pics.
*scratches head* I don’t think Mandy Moore’s vest is six sizes too small for her… as her body is six sizes too big for her vest.
May 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
i rant and rave about the scientologists, when i was a teenager, i wondered why my dad wouldn’t let me read “dianetics”. my dad is one smart puppy.
i’m so glad i’m anglican (catholic lite).
“father i’ve done some terrible things”
“well, so have i. do 2 our fathers and 3 bloody marys”
*paraphrased from eddie izzard*
May 11th, 2007
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