Christina Ricci has Mind-Blowing Confidence
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Christina Ricci recently revealed some behind the scenes tidbits from Black Snake Moan, not the least of which being that she stayed nude for most of the shoot; even when cameras stopped rolling. MSN Reports:
“I didn’t cover up between shots because I had to get used to being like that and get into the way (my character) was thinking,” Ricci told the London Mirror. “It didn’t matter to her whether she had clothes on or not, so I needed to lose any self-conscious affectations.”
With an apparent case of “Diarrhea of the Mouth” Ricci goes on to say:
“They didn’t even want me to audition,” Ricci said. “But I bleached my hair, auditioned and they still weren’t fully convinced. They were worried I wasn’t going to be sexual enough, so my agents and publicist just inundated them with sexy images of me. Eventually they said, ‘OK, we’ll hire her.’”
Wow, hear that, aspiring Hollywood starlets? That is what I call acting! To really get into the mind of the naked whore, you have to be the naked whore.
I personally didn’t see Black Snake Moan, because I honestly have no interest in seeing a giant anorexic forehead with tits writhe around chained to a radiator for two hours. But I can’t even begin to imagine what these “sexy images” consist of without throwing up in my mouth, since this photo of her taken last week looks like John Waters in drag only with more wrinkles. Seriously, though! Would you look at that face? For someone who’s not yet 30, I’ve seen less wear and tear on homeless prostitutes who make extra dough sidelining as test subjects for tobacco companies. Also? I’m pretty sure my 60-something Aunt has been wearing that same shade of lipstick since 1982, and she wears it better.
After the jump a full body shot and an extreme close-up. You’ve been warned.
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beerdotcom182
That is the least symmetrical face I have seen in a while, well since the last time I saw Shannon Doherty anyway.
May 14th, 2007
Osbourne Black
And she has a Rose McGowan-esque face.
I tried posting a picture link of Rose McGowan here but I doesn’t seem to want to work. It must be an over active Spam blocker or something. Use your collective imaginations.
Although they both get my one-eyed black trouser snake moaning and spitting.
May 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
wtf happened to her?
she was never a real beauty, but the phrase “rode hard and put away wet” doesn’t even BEGIN to explain this!
May 14th, 2007
crystal
wow. someones jealous.
May 14th, 2007
eeks
No, someone’s right.
SHE IS UGLY. ALWAYS HAS BEEN, AND NOW SHE ACCENTUATES IT AND IS AGING SHITTILY.
May 14th, 2007
litelysalted
Oh, crystal… Don’t be jealous! The life of a gossip blogger isn’t nearly as glamorous and extravagant as you might think.
Now please excuse me whilst I sip from my diamond-studded chalice.
May 14th, 2007
TOD
SHE HAS TO BE DOING METH……SHE LOOKS WAY TOO BAD FOR HER AGE!
May 15th, 2007
voice of reason
You’ve obviously been manipulated by too many airbrushed, dermabrasioned, surgically altered women and images. Christina Ricci is lovely, with fewer wrinkles and blemishes than an average woman in her late 20s/early 30s. How homogenized do you want the world to be?? Why not spend some time, your blog space, your words and your energy on some real problems, like . . . gee, I don’t know, maybe war, infanticide, homelessness, racial and social inequities? Christina Ricci’s lipstick color and crow’s feet are hardly a crime. Snarky is one thing; bitter and unoriginal is another.
May 15th, 2007
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