May 14, 20072

Quickies: Hamburglar Rock

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An open letter to Kelly Clarkson: Girl, horizontal stripes are NOT your friend. (Dlisted)

On the complete opposite side of the spectrum, take a gander at some hot Olsen rib cleavage. (I’m Not Obsessed)

All you need to know? “Paris Hilton Ate Corn with Me” (Cityrag)

Leah Remini is a huge asshole. Wait, who is Leah Remini again? (Hollywood Headache)

Petra Nemcova side-boobage alert!! (Celebfart)

Lohan’s acting is even flimsier than her bikini. (Pajiba)

Chicks kissing chicks. Just because. (Yeeeah! Forums)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Osbourne Black

    After seeing that xylophone that that Olsen girl calls a chest, I got a hankerin’ for some Chili’s™ babyback ribs.

    I don’t think the Hamburglar was quite as rotound as Jelly Belly Kelly Clarkson.

    Leah Remini is kind of hot. You can duct tape her mouth shut when you are doing her doggie still.

    Chicks Kissing Chicks. You can’t go wrong there.

    Great job today Ms Salted. Give yourself a pat on the back. :)

    May 14th, 2007

  2. plainjane94

    i hate that, in the same post, you complain that someone is too thin, and then you belittle a person that is “heavy”. make up your mind.

    May 14th, 2007

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