Britney Spears Hates Her Mother

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Britney Spears hasn’t run out of fingers to point at other people — and that includes blaming her mother. According to TMZ:

Things have gotten so toxic between Britney Spears and her mom… that Brit has “cut off all communication” and is “flat-out refusing to speak” to Lynne, even ignoring her on Mom’s Day when Mama Spears was hospitalized with pneumonia. Britney also reportedly didn’t call her mom on her birthday, either. Brit is still “furious” that mom made her go to rehab, feels “betrayed” and “refuses to get over it,” says a source.

That’s fucking brilliant. I’m sure it was all at Lynne’s behest that Britney played cum dumpster to Kevin Federline in the first place. What mother doesn’t dream of a deadbeat douchebag already saddled with 75 bastard kids for a son-in-law? Lynne probably personally burned all Brit’s underpants and told her “Tubby Neo-Nazi” was a really good look for her. I’m glad Britney’s projecting her anger in the right direction. If she could somehow kick the Pope in the balls and maybe poke some poor Vietnamese orphan’s eyes out, I think she’d finally be vindicated.

More of Britney Spears checking for lumps in the parking lot at Ralph’s after the jump

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16 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Britney!.. deja de vestirte tan fuckin’ mal!

  2. You can take the girl out of the country but you can’t pull the stick out of her ass.

  3. bionic bunny

    i hate her mother, too.
    somehow i’ve got the feeling rehab didn’t “take”.

    love the hat with the fake hair. i’ve got one of those, only its rasta with braids.

  4. Ivve

    How long has she been doing the wigs thing now? I think it’s been at least two months now, which means that she should have grown back enough of it to have a cute short style by this time. My husband’s hair gets fucking wild if we don’t cut it every week, so I can’t imagine what her problem must be to keep her completely bald even 2 months after the Great Shave™.

  5. ali

    gol where does she buy her freakin awful clothes? the toilet store? she probably has to look REALLY hard to find stuff that tacky.

  6. Kathy

    She looks like she grabbed the WRONG LUGGAGE at the airport, and now she has to wear the clothes she got stuck with!!!

    WHY IS SHE DRESSING LIKE A CHILD???

    Except for the pink-shorts hooker outfit she wore last week!

  7. Hey! Shitney! We know you shaved your hair off!

  8. Nicole

    Britney is pushing away the people who truly care about her. The decisions Britney has made are terrible. Her mother just wants what’s best for her. Britney marrying white trash with bastard children, then having kids for him, then divorcing him is not the best thing for her. Britney started fucking up her career after she broke up with Justin. That was a shitty choice Britney…a really shitty choice. Her mother loves her. Her mother is one of the only people who has and always will care for her. Britney better slow down and get her shit together before she ends up like Anna Nicole Smith.

  9. beerdotcom182

    Nic…I really hope Shitney reads your post……that would require her to be literate though so its not going to happen.

  10. sonya

    Britney, sloppy boobs a-danglin’ free and grandma’s chopped-off muumuu may be acceptable attire in the cuntry, but here in California baby, it jest don’t set right.

  11. GO! TO! OPRAH!

  12. bionic bunny

    lol @ everybody!

  13. katsy

    haha…
    those pictures made me laugh.

  14. keller

    Why so glum Gus?

    Lookin’ a bit rough.

  15. James Clay Jensen

    Yeah, screw her. I should be the new pop diva queen. (I like guys too)

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