Denise Richards and Richie Sambora Split
Backstabbing whores Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have ended their year-long relationship together. In Touch Weekly reports:
“Denise and Richie broke up two months ago,” but according to a friend of the actress, “they didn’t want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful.” The couple had been drifting apart for some time. Denise [said], “I take my life one day at a time. I’m in a really happy place.”
It’s easy to live in “a really happy place” when you spend your days doing blow on tropical islands while some nanny attends your kids. I’d be the queen of “happy place” if someone would stick an eight-ball in my hand and drop me off in Maui. Hell, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven the day I forgot the kiddies at the ice-skating rink and found that little baggie of meth in the parking lot — not to mention the three dollars in quarters I stole from some old lady at the laundromat. Some slim jims, a slurpee, and enough jib nugget to keep mommy awake for 36 hours — it just doesn’t get much happier than that!
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
This is the best news Ii’ve heard all week. Now Sambora can make more great music with Bon Jovi.
May 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
what rich stupid guy is she gonna hook up with next?
wanna bet she and charlie give it another try?
May 16th, 2007
Rosie
it’s about time he dumped her.
May 18th, 2007
Fillup
I’ll take her now that she is available.
Mar 7th, 2008
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