May 16, 200712
Jessica Alba in GQ
If bobble-headed skeletons drooling on themselves and eating flowers do it for you, then you should take a little time out from jerking off outside the dementia wing of your local nursing home and pick up next month’s issue of GQ. Inside, none other than “Fantastic Four’s” Jessica Alba, in a bathing suit, and — um… spitting, I guess. It’s always been my understanding that boys are more of the “swallowing” persuasion, but I guess the execs at GQ know what they’re doing. Drool. If they could have somehow airbrushed her teeth out and scented the pages like Aspercreme, you’d probably never leave the house again. Pervert.
More geriatric-themed sensuality after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
In those first two pics she must have swallowed enough. I don’t now how that’s possible?
I heard rose petals were poisonous.
May 16th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Motherfuckers! they went and photoshopped my copious semen out and replaced it with water. Anyway that was totally my man butter.
May 16th, 2007
Candice
Nah, roses petals are edible. Search Google for rose recipes. I used to make candied petals as a kid. I don’t think eating a whole flower raw would be terribly yummy, though. Blech!
May 16th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Candice – I stand corrected. What about apple seeds in mass quantity? Poisonous?
May 16th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
most OVERRATED FEMALE ON THE FUCKING PLANET. “World’s Most Beautiful Woman”???
May 16th, 2007
Dragulf
She makes me want to insert my boy part in her girl part!!! And RUB!
May 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
obviously some sort of oral fixation.
May 16th, 2007
katsy
she’s too skinny. but that cutout swimsuit looked pretty hot.
i mean…i’d tap that.
May 17th, 2007
Celebrityload
Jessica Alba is still one of my favourites. Nice pix!
May 17th, 2007
Janos
She IS the most beautiful woman. Perfect babe face without dumbness, its just unique. And the body of a Goddess.
Jun 6th, 2007
U R FKD DD
I’D DO HER AGAIN!!!
Jul 6th, 2007
Kieth Gertz
WoW SEX-TAPE with Jessica Alba!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://jessica-alba-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=43026879&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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