Angelina and Maddox Hit the Beach
Angelina Jolie spent a little quality time with Maddox at the beach yesterday. It looks like they’re having a blast in the pictures, smiling and splashing and frolicking with abandon. After an hour or so of watching them longingly, I decided to try to join in their fun — cautiously at first, and then charging right up to Angie and giving her the “helicopter rotor blade face splash” I mastered in the summer of the second grade. That’s when a Portuguese Man o’ War came out of nowhere and stung me in the back and knocked me unconscious for a good two hours. The cops said it looked more like I’d been hit with a taser. All I know is that when I woke up, Angie and Mad were gone, and someone had handcuffed me to a post beneath the pier right before high tide. Those bastard jellyfish gets smarter all the time!
UPDATE: Apparently these pictures are two years old, and the “05″ and the “07″ were inversed on the dates. And apparently the taser-wielding jellyfish never really happened, either. My therapist says I needed to stop eating peyote on the weekends because it makes me forget what things are “real” and what things are “entirely the product of being fucked up all the time.”
More mother and son bikini beachery after the jump
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Abby, you have got to stop trying to get close to those celebrities. You must get over the fixiation with the famous. Remember what your shrink said. They are just people. They put their pants on the same way as you. What did he tell you to do? Let’s repeat the phrase.
Pins and needle,
Needles and pins.
A happy woman,
Is a woman who grins.
May 17th, 2007
mackenzie
Hang on, what happened to that huge tiger tattoo on her back?
May 17th, 2007
lookwhaticando
I thought that Madd looked a bit to small for that pic to be current. Thanks for the shots at any rate, I have never seem them.
May 17th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Maddox’s arms are as big as than Angelinas. Freaky. Angelina is that is.
May 17th, 2007
UgliestGuy
“Helicopter Rotor Blade Face Splash”???? Now I consider myself to be a Kung Fu Hippo Master but I’m not at all familiar with that technique. Please show and teach me that move, I wish to learn, pretty please.
May 17th, 2007
DScottGRRL
These pics look like they’re about 2.5 years old!!!! She is way more anorexic now…
May 17th, 2007
kelendria
yeah those pictures are pretty hold , look at maddox’s hair. they’re shorter now and angelina is thinner.
May 18th, 2007
d. c.
Lovely shots.. Happy mom and son. = }
May 18th, 2007
so what
Yeah you can tell they are older, she doesn’t look anorexic in these pics.
May 18th, 2007
autum
ANGELINA IS A MOTHA FUCKIN SLUT WHO NEEDS 2 KEEP HER FUCKIN LEGS CLOSED!!! SHE WOULD FUCK NE GUY, 4 MONEY OR NO MONEY!!! SHE WOULD PROLLY FUCK HER OWN BROTHER!!! SHE IS A NASTY ASS WHORE WHO NEEDS 2 FUCKIN DIE!!! & I HOPE UR FUCKIN READIN THIS 2 BITCH!!!!
May 20th, 2007
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