Marilyn Manson Should Have Just Killed Himself
WARNING: For the love of all things holy, do NOT click to play if you are at work. So, so, so NSFW.
Real life dope show Marilyn Manson claims that a year-long bout with suicidal depression precipitated his divorce from burlesque goddess Dita von Teese. According to Page Six:
Marilyn Manson says depression destroyed his marriage to Dita von Teese, made him a virtual shut-in and caused him to mull suicide. “Really, I haven’t left my house in a year. I shut myself, literally, out of being with people . . . I didn’t want to live. When you want to die, you at least have a goal… [Dita] didn’t understand the amount of pain I went through.”
I already assumed any middle-aged faggot who made a habit of wearing Halloween contacts and Kabuki makeup on a regular basis would always be on the brink of killing himself. And if said faggot wasn’t already keeping a revolver and a bottle of whiskey next to his prescription bottle of Xanax, he ought to be. And he should also consider surrounding his bathtub with high-voltage appliances and various types of industrial pesticides and household solvents. And maybe a stack of high-res pictures of Dita pouring champagne all over her succulent breasts and an audio recording of his mother screaming “You’re a piece-of-shit pansy-ass no talent Trent Reznor hack, Brian Hugh Warner!!” That really did the trick for my dead brother.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I thought Marilyn was a hip, androgynous IT back when he was a Beautiful People. Now that he is contemplating suicide, that changes eveything.
May 17th, 2007
bionic bunny
he’s always been a major asshole. ask my son’s shrink (okay, he’s my shrink, too).
then i saw him without his face paint and i understood everything (uh, manson. not the shrink).
he is one ugly mo’fo. i’d wear greasepaint and be depressed, too. either way, i’m not watching that vid.
speaking of depression, i guess parasite got her sentence reduced. dunno what the actual change is, but i TOLD you so.
May 17th, 2007
spatz
no it wasnt depression that caused his divorce, it was the misguided 17 year old he conned into fucking him that did the trick.
May 17th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Much like Tim Burton, manson is the poster boy for guys who spent most of their high school years inside their lockers.
May 17th, 2007
AngelBaby
this guy is a no-talent hack. always has been, always will be.
i feel stupider for having watched that video and listened to that horrible excuse for a song.
oh, and nice derivative video, btw. nothing like a lolita/thelma and louise hybrid to reach the adhd-riddled youth of today.
May 18th, 2007
d. c.
Animals rut in public.. Humans who love their mates like their privacy.
May 18th, 2007
Mish234
I just found out from Wikipedia that this piece of shit video was directed by James Cameron.
May 19th, 2007
madi
I think marilyn manson can do whatever he wants and can show or tell anyone he wants to.
the reason is because its FUCKING AMERICA people c’mon!!
i think people have forgotten the first amendement.
you are entitled to your own opinion and apparently marilyn manson isn’t listening to you because he’s still alive.
you can say whatever you feel like, but marilyn manson isn’t going to kill himself for any of the public.
except piss off his fans and probably him if he ever got on this fucking website!!!
Jun 8th, 2007
Session Bassist
What the fuck? ok i know hes a jackass for leaving dita and his new songs do suck but actually begging someone to kill themselves is really fucked up. do you have respect for anything?! maybe you should kill yourself? then you could stop writing crap about people you dont know.
Jun 9th, 2007
brittany
fuck you cocksuckers. he’s amazing. he’s smart. he’s talented. your fucking kids should kill themselves not him. go die you fucking illiterate fucks.
Aug 11th, 2007
JV
To say you want someone to commit suicide is fucking sick. You think manson is fucked up? Take a look at yourselves. In my opinion, Marilyn Manson is the greatest artist of the modern era. You are entitled to your opinions about his music, but to say he is a danger to your children etc is ridiculous. He speaks the truth and it’s bad parents like you that kill your kids. Sort it out people.
Sep 11th, 2007
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