Cameron Diaz has Low Self Esteem

I don’t know what it is with Cameron Diaz and sexually ambiguous men. You’d think, that when the most recent “boyfriend resume” entry of a 34 year old woman includes “Faggoty Ass Former NSYNC’er” that there would only be room for improvement. Sadly, ever the Champion of Self Esteem, Diaz has somehow found it possible to take her dating expectations to a new low. People reports:
The magic continues for Cameron Diaz and illusionist Criss Angel. For the second week in a row, Diaz was in Las Vegas hanging out with the magician. After arriving in town Friday afternoon, Diaz and Angel dined at celeb hot spot Social House at Treasure Island.
After midnight, the pair popped up at PURE Nightclub at Caesars Palace, where they cuddled in the VIP area drinking wine and whispering into each other’s ear, a source says.
A Magician! A fucking magician, people! (Oh, I’m sorry — a fucking illusionist.) I’m pretty sure “magician” ranks smack in between “backup dancer” and “janitor” on Hollywood’s unofficial list of Men You Shouldn’t Date.
Photographic evidence of Criss Angel’s, uh… unrestrained heterosexuality after the jump.


8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
You put some clown make-up on him and he would be as pretty as Marilyn Manson.
http://www.celebslam.com/?attachment_id=7518
May 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Was David Copperfield not available?
May 21st, 2007
Dragulf
Watch how fast he disappears when he is tired of her.
May 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
hahahahahahaha nice one DR, or maybe he’ll saw himself to pieces.
that trick he would only do once…
May 21st, 2007
litelysalted
Oh man… To get dumped by a magician? I bet “janitor” is looking better and better all the time… Huh, Cammy?
May 21st, 2007
LoveHouse Radio
Missing member of Milli Vanilli?
May 21st, 2007
bionic bunny
“HEY ROCKY! watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat”
he’s a bit squirrely and she’s a bit moose-like, no?
May 21st, 2007
Used to Love Her
Even Paris wouldn’t fuck him. Remember those pics a while back where he was all drunk sleazy trying to hit on Paris and she kept trying to get away!! CAM!! PARIS REFUSED HIM. WTF??
May 21st, 2007
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