Cameron Diaz has Low Self Esteem

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I don’t know what it is with Cameron Diaz and sexually ambiguous men. You’d think, that when the most recent “boyfriend resume” entry of a 34 year old woman includes “Faggoty Ass Former NSYNC’er” that there would only be room for improvement. Sadly, ever the Champion of Self Esteem, Diaz has somehow found it possible to take her dating expectations to a new low. People reports:

The magic continues for Cameron Diaz and illusionist Criss Angel. For the second week in a row, Diaz was in Las Vegas hanging out with the magician. After arriving in town Friday afternoon, Diaz and Angel dined at celeb hot spot Social House at Treasure Island.

After midnight, the pair popped up at PURE Nightclub at Caesars Palace, where they cuddled in the VIP area drinking wine and whispering into each other’s ear, a source says.

A Magician! A fucking magician, people! (Oh, I’m sorry — a fucking illusionist.) I’m pretty sure “magician” ranks smack in between “backup dancer” and “janitor” on Hollywood’s unofficial list of Men You Shouldn’t Date.

Photographic evidence of Criss Angel’s, uh… unrestrained heterosexuality after the jump.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. You put some clown make-up on him and he would be as pretty as Marilyn Manson.

    http://www.celebslam.com/?attachment_id=7518

  2. Was David Copperfield not available?

  3. Watch how fast he disappears when he is tired of her.

  4. hahahahahahaha nice one DR, or maybe he’ll saw himself to pieces.

    that trick he would only do once…

  5. Oh man… To get dumped by a magician? I bet “janitor” is looking better and better all the time… Huh, Cammy?

  6. Missing member of Milli Vanilli?

  7. “HEY ROCKY! watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat”

    he’s a bit squirrely and she’s a bit moose-like, no?

  8. Even Paris wouldn’t fuck him. Remember those pics a while back where he was all drunk sleazy trying to hit on Paris and she kept trying to get away!! CAM!! PARIS REFUSED HIM. WTF??

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