May 21, 20073
Quickies: Feel the Pain
We came this close to Longoria Vadge today. (Mollygood)
Britney Spears is a big fat asshole. (Celebitchy)
Things more pleasurable than the new Shrek movie include, “the burning sensation that accompanies the need to urinate and Crash Test Dummies cover bands.” (Pajiba)
Jessica Simpson’s transformation into an overweight Hispanic woman is nearly complete! (Fatback and Collards)
A glimpse into Lindsay Lohan’s sex life, which may or may not be true. Either way, somebody owes me a new trashcan. (Best Week Ever)
Sweet Jesus, is Pete Doherty not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? And for once, I’m not being facetious! (Dlisted)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I want to chew that mole off of Longoria’s ass.
Why is everyone making a whole race cringe by saying Jessica Simpson is turning hispanic. It has to stop… but not here at Yeeeah. Hee hee!
Hey Britney, if you don’t like the way the common folks fly, buy your own friggin airplane. Preferably one like Lynyrd Skynyrd owned.
May 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I would totally tap that from behind, esse.
May 21st, 2007
CruisingforCock
I like that ass. I’d tap it from behind too, if I had a cock.
May 21st, 2007
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