Teri Hatcher Frightens Me
Teri Hatcher took time out of her busy schedule on Friday to head over to Disneyland to frighten small children attend the Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End premiere. It appears she was trying to dress in pirate theme with an outfit she picked up at the “Limited Too” accompanied by some tacky-ass jewelry from “New York & Company.” But if I had to guess the real theme of the ensemble I’d say it was more along the lines of Love Child of Janice Dickinson and Michael Jackson, with some Cryptkeeper Genes thrown in for good measure. Ohhh, I kid. Of course that’s impossible, as Janice’s shriveled up old ladyparts couldn’t nurture a cactus. And I’m pretty sure Michael Jackson and the Cryptkeeper are fictional characters.
More spine-chilling shots after the jump, including one of the saddest little middle-aged lady asses you’ll ever see.
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Osbourne Black
She has no ass either.
Scope out this melting face/no assed creature in HQ at the Yeeeah Forums
http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1153
May 21st, 2007
Dragulf
The only way she would be a pirate is if she was stuffed in an apple barrel on board.
May 21st, 2007
Osbourne Black
In the last pic, look at the dude to the left of her head, with the camera . He has a dreamy, sort of a “Son of Sam” look on his face.
May 21st, 2007
Petite
OMG she’s soooo skinny!
Her legs look like they can barely hold her up! And that “little boy butt” is sooo unattractive. Now I know why Victoria’s Secret sells butt and hip pads!
May 21st, 2007
bionic bunny
pirate? she’s not even a suitable wench!
May 21st, 2007
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