With Arms Wide Open
If anyone ever tells you that being a gossip blogger isn’t one of the best jobs in the world, they are a lying asshole. Case in point, today I get to report the delightful news that crappy singer/professional hypocrite Scott Stapp of the shit-tastic band Creed can now add “wifebeater” to his illustrious resume which also includes drunken lout, sex tape participant, and drug abuser. TMZ Reports:
Scott Stapp, the former lead singer of platinum rock band Creed, was arrested in Boca Raton, Fla. last night on suspicion of domestic assault with intent to commit a felony.
Stapp, who spent the night behind bars in a Palm Beach County jail, is scheduled to appear in court this morning, where a judge will set bond.
Once when I was in college, my old roommate and I actually got into a physical altercation with a guy for making fun of a “Creed” poster in his dorm window. Oh, and it probably didn’t help that it was also the middle of the night, and we were playing “Jackass” by videotaping the whole thing, and then that my (female) roommate screamed at the guy “Suck my dick!” when he started yelling at us… MAN you’d be surprised how fast a guy wearing nothing but mesh shorts can run.
I don’t even know how to further elaborate on this story other than “Nyah nyah nyah nyah! Yo-ou su-uck!”
After the jump: The Stapp in all his mugshot glory!
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
litelysalted
Sorry guys, I usually try to space my posts out more over the day… But goshdarnit, sometimes these things just write themselves!
May 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Wattup Lite!
And everyone called me crazy when I suggested a Timbaland re-mix of that song, the “Ass Wide Open” cut.
I’m like nostradamus and shit.
May 21st, 2007
eric
I have hated this idiot for so long. I actually wanted to create a site call GREED and keep daily TABS of what a douche this guy is! So funny to see him implode…what a horrible flippin’ band they were….
May 21st, 2007
Dragulf
Wait, you mean this guy makes ‘christians’ look bad?
Litely, that paragraph right after the quotes looks like it wrote itself. Sorry.
May 21st, 2007
oshkosh
Hey, litelysalted, enjoying your $20 a day?
Yes, I am an asshole.
May 21st, 2007
litelysalted
Oops, that must’ve been your “asshole rate.” But I’m a classy broad so I won’t be telling you how much she offered me.
Jeez Dragulf, what are you all turning on me, now?
May 21st, 2007
bionic bunny
i got your back, litely. remember, shit rolls downhill. makes it easy to rise above it.
May 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I haven’t turned on anybody, in fact I’m not “with” anyone, I’m just here to bash on people.
May 21st, 2007
Dragulf
Not for a minute Litely. It’s just that paragraph made me confused. Maybe that mugshot made my eyes all blurry.
May 21st, 2007
litelysalted
It’s true, “The Stapp” can be rather much to drink in.
I went back and did pick up a few grammatical redundancies, noted and corrected. Or I thought you might have thought I was trying to rip-off Abby’s writing style… But no, unfortunately that one’s a true story. I’ve even got the “disorderly conduct” to prove it.
Note to readers: if you’re planning to go out and cause mayhem that may lead to fisticuffs, leave the videocamera at home. “The More You Know.”
May 21st, 2007
Osbourne Black
I just wish I could post on this thread but Yeeah is having a hiccup fit I guess?
May 21st, 2007
Manny
Good stuff, Salty Dog!
May 21st, 2007
Osbourne Black
Salted, excellent title for this thread. It encompasses the title of one of his songs and possibly the way he smacks his old lady around. Ya know, with a two hand ear cupping.
May 21st, 2007
aejr
I forgot about the Creed fight on the DMZ!!! Why is it that the religious ones are also the most militant? Like the hippie who ripped off his shirt and got in my face screaming, when I said that Green Day was a better band than Phish.
May 21st, 2007
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