Terminator vs. Giant Radishes
Tags: Jessica Biel
The Terminator was spotted out in Brentwood, CA this past Monday looking puzzled over what appears to be some giant radishes. Oh wait, what’s that? My sources are telling me that this is not in fact, The Terminator, rather Justin Timberlake’s latest beard, Jessica Biel. To be fair, though, I’m pretty sure Jessica Biel could kick the Terminator’s sorry ass.
Update: Apparently I do not know the difference between a radish and a beet, as well as The Terminator and Jessica Biel. But the consensus is that those things are probably beets. Beet, radish, whatever. Justin Timberlake is still gay and that’s one thing we all can agree on!
SECOND UPDATE! I am not the only one who thought they were radishes. Just sayin’…
More of Jessica shopping for vegetables with some pregnant lady after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
She’s like, so capable of committing sodomy on her unsuspecting lovers…
May 22nd, 2007
Osbourne Black
She bought the carrots to make up for Justin’s lack of junk.
May 22nd, 2007
litelysalted
I’m pretty sure dating Jessica Biel is Justin’s one final step before full fledged homosexuality. Good for him!
May 22nd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Salted - Are you kidding? Justin and Lance Bass have had to have had sex. All those lonely nights on the road together with N’Sync? Do the math.
May 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
with the glasses and no ass shot, i thought it was fergie contemplating a new set of balls.
somehow jessica with beets doesn’t sound near as much fun (i’m pretty sure those are beets. radishes give you gas, and you KNOW her ass wouldn’t DARE make a peep!).
May 22nd, 2007
SmackyD
those aren’t radishes, they are BEETS!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
is there an echo in here?
May 22nd, 2007
beerdotcom182
Aren’t beets more purple than that? You know, like Fergie’s balls must be?
May 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
lol@ beer!
not until you cut them open. beets, not fergie’s balls.
May 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
p.s.
two words:
cisco adler
May 22nd, 2007
TinMan
@beerdotcom182:
The beets commonly found at supermarkets are indeed purple. However, beets also come in a variety of different colors (golden yellow, orange, pink); you’ll find these mostly at farmers markets and roadside vegetable stands.
May 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
are we REALLY arguing about beets vs. radishes?
we DEFINITELY have too much time on our hands.
May 23rd, 2007
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