Britney Gets Burned by Madonna’s Brother; Trannies
If you haven’t already heard about the latest Britney Spears “Comeback Tour” debacle in Malibu this past weekend, Madonna’s brother is the latest to weigh in:
Christopher Ciccone sniffed to a Page Six source that Her Madgesty, his sister, “would never go onstage looking like that.” That, of course, was a tramp-ish get-up including white go-go boots and those ever-problematic hair extensions. Page Six adds that the Miami crowd — full of gay men and trannies – “sneered” at Brit’s look.
I just don’t know what’s worse: getting sneered at by a “lady” with a penis, or being told that you have lower standards than Madonna the Super Whore, who has probably at some point in her career fornicated with a donkey onstage.
I think the only way Britney could possibly sink lower for her next performance would be to get the squirts from binging on “Olean” Cheetos mixed with Smirnoff Ice right before she goes onstage, and crapping all over herself in the middle of a lip sync rendition of “Oops!…I Did It Again.”
More photos of Britney eerily channeling “Miss Piggy” during her performance, after the jump.
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Osbourne Black
But wait! - - - Wasn’t that Madonna in the cone bra?
I seem to have posted this too soon. It’s more appropriate now.
See Britney Spears, braless with pokies, in HQ at the Yeeeah Forums.
http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1182
She looks inebriatedly stunning.
May 23rd, 2007
litelysalted
Yeah, these ones I posted are relatively old for Britney shots, given that new ones pop up just about every other hour, but these ones went with the story better. And I’ve been dying for an excuse to make that “Miss Piggy” comparison.
May 23rd, 2007
Andrew
Simpleton Teenage girl manufactured into a sex symbol w/ minimal talents.
Aging poorly - 25 is old for this variety. Repeating worn-out schtick but w/o education or underlying skill or intelligent family to guide her, is in deep trouble. Prancing as a saleable skill?
Trannies dissing her? Big trouble since trannies wanna be her…
May 23rd, 2007
beerdotcom182
Why does she bother with the headset? Does she think she is fooling anybody? Even the 12 year olds who fell for her act back in the day must be wise to it now. Much like that thing on her head. Bald would be better.
May 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
Andrew, I agree with you, but you need to take a year off from school. You are becoming too smart.
May 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
Shitney the Pear was busted for lip-synching too.
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
since when is madonna’s brother allowed to speak, anyway? if he went to see the “concert” what does that make him?
and i agree, she’s got more clothes on than madonna ever did, and at least she’s got nice teeth.
poor little girl. the whole debacle just screams “I’M TRYING TOO HARD!!!”.
May 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I don’t know who Chistopher Fagonee is but he’s right. Now, bringing my beloved Miss Piggy into this…that’s just uh, unacceptable. There’s a line and YOU just crossed it.
good day to you ma’am.
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
“oh, kermie!”
btw, litely, the title of this is misleading. i’d hoped to see a drooling idiot with a bic lighter chasing brit around while that rat’s nest on her head blazed into glory.
burning that bad weave could only be an improvement.
May 23rd, 2007
sonya
What’s funny, is back when Britney was hot, I saw this T-shirt that had Miss Piggy on it, all dolled up, mic in hand, and it said, “Britney Who?”
Miss Piggy, you’re the new Nostradamus.
May 23rd, 2007
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