Fran Drescher Has Still Got It
If you’re like me, you’ve probably been dying to know what the fabulous Fran Drescher has been up to lately! Okay, well maybe that’s not entirely true. But imagine my shock to see these photos taken of Fran at the premiere of some USA Network movie, The Starter Wife (yeah, I didn’t know TV movies got premieres either…) looking surprisingly demure and not at all tacky for once in her life. Ohhh, but of course that would be too good to be true, now wouldn’t it?
Guess how Fran manages to fuck up this otherwise mature look for a 50 year old woman:
A. She forgot to wear pants, and all she’s wearing from the waist down are nude panty-hose, with a “maximum flow” maxi-pad shoved into her undergarments.
B. Purple lace miniskirt, black fishnets with a band-aid showing through, and clear plastic heels.
C. The suit is actually backless, showing off her sweet “old lady back” encrusted with various pimples and pockmarks.
The thrilling conclusion, after the jump!
For everyone who said “backless,” congratulations! You win an exceptional sense of satisfaction that comes with knowing that you were right.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Absolutely right. She still has the FUG!
May 23rd, 2007
michelle
ah don’t know what that is but ah wawnt ett.
May 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
I love her voice.
May 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I don’t know ummmm…something about her, suggests she’s good lay.
I’d tap that ass, If she agreed to call my schlong Mr. Sheffield, in her nanny voice.
“oh huhuhuh, Mr. Sheffield you are HUUUUUUUUUUGE anhaahaahaa”
BOINK!
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
barbado, i worry about you, man.
May 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
I worry about Barbado too Miss Bunny. I worry he is going to make me bust a rib from laughing so hard.
May 23rd, 2007
jules
barbado
pretty hilarious
and yeah, she’s disgusting
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
btw, exactly what has she got, and is it catching?
May 23rd, 2007
litelysalted
I think what’s the saddest thing about all of this is that she’s clearly making so little money off her “Nanny” residuals that she can’t even afford a pack of Crest Whitestrips.
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
hmm.
i have to quit using that “btw” thing. i TOLD you guys i didn’t handle caffeine well!
don’t forget that “beautician” movie she did.
didn’t ryan o’neal do a movie once about a guy who caused a fashion trend with the pockets cut out of his jeans? euwwww. ryan o’neal butt. i just threw up a little.
May 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
BTW….That Ryan O’neal movie was called “So Fine.” BTW
May 23rd, 2007
litelysalted
Ahhh!! Barbado, you are totally Fran Drescher’s biggest fan!! I LOVE it!!!
May 23rd, 2007
sonya
My gosh, does she sleep with coffee in her mouth or something? Gargle with poop?
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
thank you, barbado. glad to know i’m not the only old fart on here!
sonya, man, am i glad to see you! i’ve been trying to take up the slack, but i just can’t cut it.
WHEW!
btw.
May 23rd, 2007
U R FKD DD
I’D TAP THAT NANNY’S FANNY……………… AGAIN!!!
Jul 6th, 2007
Dik Satchell
I bet she’s hairy. I have always wanted to see her nude. I heard she did a porn flick when she was just starting out in Hollywood. I’d still do her.
Jul 28th, 2007
WEAVGOTBUSH
i hope she does have a bush, i would love to take a bite outta that.
Dec 19th, 2007
MOVEYOURASS
she’s looked better b4. her latest picture is pretty bad tho
but that’s just because she wasn’t wearing make-up that day(which is odd for her). anyway, i would PAY to have her whisper “mr.shetfeild” really slow in my ear with her “nanny” voice
Jul 14th, 2009
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