May 23, 2007
Quickies: Knocked Up
Nicole Richie may or may not have been in rehab. (Celebitchy)
Did the Hef’s crusty old sperm Git ‘R Done? (I’m Not Obsessed)
BITCHFIGHT!!!!! (Metadish)
Scott Stapp isn’t just a wifebeater, he’s pretty much illiterate, too! (The Evil Beet)
John Mayer is pretty much the worst comedian ever. Yes even worse than Carrot Top and Gallagher. (The Blemish)
Gah! Jesus fucking Christ, enough already! We believe you’re not gay, and your marriage is perfect. Now will you please just stop reproducing? (A Socialite’s Life)
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
beerdotcom182
I’m not convinced of Cruise’s heterosexuality. Suri is clearly the child of an eskimo Katie had a fling with.
May 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Just the thought of “Hef’” having rancid, viagra fueled old guy sex is enough to make me puke!
May 23rd, 2007
litelysalted
Oh, I’m definitely not convinced or Cruise’s heterosexuality. In fact, I’d pretty much bet the lives of everyone I hold dear that he’s a bona fide gay. But if it makes him stop putting eskimo babies into that poor Katie Holmes I’ll tell the man anything he wants to hear.
May 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
amen to that!
personally the phrase “crusty old sperm” was enough to make me upchuck my coffee!
gawd, crunchy sheets.
*shudders*
May 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
I wish I was rich so I could get all the perks that the rich get. Paris will buy her way out of jail. Nicole and her lawyer(s), that are no doubt on retainers, will appeal her way out of jail time. It must be nice.
Scott Stapp should become a scientologist.
Hef should be acting grand -paternally.
Oh yeah and… TCLTC.
May 23rd, 2007
oh dear
ho…lee….shit…..
if that fight wasnt the most relieving and liberating thing ive seen on tv in the last 5 years or fuck it ever… then i dont know what is. The “politically correct” bullshit world that media and and people have allowed to become so common that dare voice an opinion and you are chastized for being anything more than a drone is so sickeningly boring and unfortunate… that it is no friggin wonder we have reached an evolutionary stagnation in regards to our continued maturation of acceptance, understanding and challenging what to an individual knows is wrong… but to a group cant speak up loud enough to dare challenge… (if that wasnt a run on sentence i dont know what is lol) GOOD ON THEM…. i find it somewhat ironicly satisfying as well, that it took a group of females to potentially be the catalyst for what i hope is a continuing trend of questioning challenging thinking and progressing!! considering 90% of the male population cant seem to give an ounce of creedence to a womans ability to affect change and bring about a fresh take on what is otherwise an old, stale world. woot woot*
thats my rant lol
May 23rd, 2007
Osbourne Black
For some reason I didn’t see that Metadish link. To that I say, Rosie must die a swift and violent death. She is the most opinionated, say nothing, mouth to come down the line since Rush Limbaugh.
May 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
2 hippos fighting is scary.
TCLTC!!!
May 24th, 2007
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