May 25, 2007
Brad and Angelina are Still Better Than You
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took a break from collecting the Earth’s children to attend the premiere of Brad’s shitty new movie, Ocean’s Thirteen at Cannes yesterday.
I’ll be honest with you folks. I can barely muster up enough “giving a crap” to make any jokes about this. But I will say that Brad is looking rather dapper, and the whole side part look he’s rocking is strangely appealing. Old Vein Arms McGee, on the other hand, makes me just want to shove whoopie pies and cheeseburgers down her gullet until she cries.
More photos of America’s perfect fucking couple, after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Bleh. Her arms look like gnarled oak branches.
May 25th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Angelina is frucking discusting. Time to trade up again Brad, you can do better. Fuck, I can do better.
May 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
If by saying Brad is looking rather dapper, you mean he’s as gay as Tom Cruise, then I am inclined to agree with you.
May 25th, 2007
lookwhaticando
They look stunning, Cant wait to see the movie.
May 25th, 2007
Ginger
Those arms are grotesque!!! Ah, but the woman has SUCH face.
May 25th, 2007
spatz
sorry but angelina is repulsive latley. her face is looking disgusting too. woman is not aging gracefully. she has the hands and arms of a 80 year old heroin addict. if thats even possible. she makes me puke.
May 25th, 2007
bionic bunny
i’ve NEVER seen the appeal of her (or him for that matter. he showed nice butt in thelma and louise, but that’s about it), but i will say a few years ago she was in amazing shape. her arms are frightening, and her head is too big for her body.
if i had to guess, i’d say georgle clooney is rubbing off on brad, and all those ethiopian babies are rubbing off on her.
ha! that’s it. she looks like “starvin marvin”!
May 25th, 2007
mincemeat
have to agree, dem aums are stickly sickly but she lost a lot of weight. i would too if i lost my mother.
May 25th, 2007
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