Mary Kate Olsen Gets a Job

The skinnier, slightly more rat-faced Olsen has just landed her first co-starring television role without a prominent catchphrase, on Showtime’s dark comedy series “Weeds.” From the Hollywood Reporter:
“Weeds” marks Olsen’s first major solo role. Since their debut on ABC’s hit comedy series “Full House” at age 9 months, Olsen and her twin sister, Ashley, have starred together in a string of kids and tween-oriented series and movies for television and video.
Olsen’s role on the edgy Showtime series about a pot-dealing mom (Parker) also is a departure from the wholesome, PG characters she and her sister have played and opens a new chapter in her acting career.
That’s funny. I would bet that Mary Kate’s drug of choice smacks more of the powdered variety. Personally, I can tell you that back in my own pot-smoking days, a typical “post doob snack” would run the gamut of a family-sized sausage calzone, a pound of pistachios, a box of Swiss Cake Rolls and a large bag of Fritos “Scoops” dipped in ketchup. But I’m pretty sure not even one of those food items would fit inside an Olsen. I know it’s TV and all, but even for fiction, that’s asking a lot.
More photos after the jump Of Mary Kate trolling around in the carcass of some poor dead ostrich at the Costume Institute Gala earlier this month.




6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I would’ve given her a job planting tulips.
Planting her two-lips around my cock.
May 25th, 2007
sonya
The world’s largest feather-duster.
May 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“The skinnier, slightly more rat-faced Olsen ..”
Uh, ummmm, sorry, still drawing a blank…
May 25th, 2007
Osbourne Black
If you look closely, you can see her dress is molting.
I didn’t think that was particularly funny, I’ve just always wanted to use the word molting in a sentence.
May 25th, 2007
bionic bunny
bunnies don’t shed. they molt.
well, its an INTERESTING look. sonya’s right, she looks like something out of “beauty and the beast”.
beeee our guest, be our guest…
May 25th, 2007
Mohammed Heinecke
Mary-Kate Olsen in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://mary-kate-olsen-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=94220291&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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