Fergie, Duchess of Palsy
Fergie recycled Courtney Love’s tiara and Britney Spears’ school girl kilt for an unoriginal performance at The House Of Blues in Atlantic City this weekend. I’d say someone also owes Stephen Hawking and Joe Cocker some royalties while they’re at it. You just can’t go around stealing people’s signature moves and passing them off as your own without somebody eventually noticing. That’s where the law really comes in handy. I went ahead and patented the “Saucy Carlito Disappearing Thumb” blow job last December, just to keep from being ripped off. If your girlfriend’s been using both hands and appears to have an extra thumb and no gag reflex, that means she’s totally violating copyright and patent laws and therefore owes me money. I have lawyers, people! Good ones! You might have seen their DUI commercials! On cable access! At two in the morning! It’s hard to lose when the law’s on your side, baby.
More of Fergie at the House of Blues after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Abby, besides you, (and me of course) is there anyone on God’s green earth who isn’t original anymore?
May 28th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Oh thank God! A new post…those veiny arms of Angelinas were really starting to make me sick.
May 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
me, too, beer.
does she really think that’s a good look for her? bizzare.
May 28th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Hey, should my post have read,
Abby, besides you, (and me of course) is there anyone on God’s green earth who IS original anymore?
Too much Memorial Day celebration I’d guess.
May 28th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I would tap that….after slicing off that hideous head.
May 28th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
oh how disgusting…It astounds me that this meth head, tranny actually THINKS hse looks sexy in that get up…it’s a good thing she didn’t piss herself at this performance, otherwise you would have seen it run right down her leg….she defines the word Busted.
May 30th, 2007
Samuella
Barbado - Which head are you talking about?
Jun 3rd, 2007
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