Name That Celebrity: Public Puke Edition
In honor of the Memorial Day holiday, it’s time for another round of “Name That Celebrity!” Today’s edition: Public Puke. First, take a look at the above photograph garnered by the good folks at X17 Online and see if you can’t figure out which overpaid fuckwad is barfing there on the sidewalk. To clarify, it is NOT:
a) some kind of perverse ocular sex act between a fat guy and a hobo
b) a mafia-style hit on Eminem gone incredibly gay
c) a priest offering benediction to Rocky Balboa’s effeminate older brother
Guess away! The big, shameful reveal after the jump
IT’S LINDSAY LOHAN!! According to X17 Online, these pictures were taken early this morning after an all-night pool party at Hollywood nightclub Teddy’s. Just how does Lindsay celebrate the previous day’s DUI arrest? Why, by getting as fucked up as you can without shutting your cerebral cortex down! All the cool kids are doing it!
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I was actually going to guess (b)
And COME ON! she’s half-assing it again, you’re not really ‘tored up until you’re getting paddled by paramedics.
try again
May 28th, 2007
Osbourne Black
At least she was wearing the proper garment. Nothing soaks up vomit, drool and drivel like a cotton blend hooded sweatshirt.
May 28th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Abby-dabby-doo,
Excellent choices for the guessing game.
May 28th, 2007
katsy
i SO called that!
May 28th, 2007
gABRIELLE
HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH! (PAUSES FOR BREATH) ……….. HAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I THINK SHE’S FAKING IT. LOL WHAT DO Y’ALL THINK?
May 29th, 2007
Andy
At this rate, she may takeover brit-brit and finish first in a race to god-knows-where…
At this point, even Paris seems to be a good girl…
May 29th, 2007
yo yo momma
wow my girl can now go kick rocks forever!
May 29th, 2007
LOL
Taking bets….The over/under is June 7th the day she leaves rehab. This is one stupid chick and its all a game to her.
May 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
is her friend trying to cast some kind of spell??
i totally guessed it, too. me thinks its no longer her holding the bottle, the bottle is now holding her.
i suspect she’ll be hospitalized for “exhaustion” within the week.
i pity the poor guy in the suit. ugh.
May 29th, 2007
Eileen
If Lindsay is not carefull, she’ll end up where Paris Hilton is going. She definitely is crying out for help.
It’s devastating to see those pictures of her passed out in the car! She should have been driven directly to an emergency room, and they would have entered her in the hospital. Her friends and relatives don’t seem to be doing anything to help her, WHY is that?
May 29th, 2007
Dragulf
That’s not a celebrity. It’s just that Lohan girl.
May 29th, 2007
KD
They aren’t able to help her because she doesn’t WANT help.
Jun 10th, 2007
lee
oh i stil love the bad side of her, i ithink its COOL! who doesnt do that? who’s perfect anyway? who’s not drinking and’s getting wasted?! doesnt meas she’s a celeb, she cannot get wrong anyway, she’s just a human…sometimes weak! who’s not?
Aug 4th, 2007
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