Lindsay Lohan Does Rehab, Take 2
Lindsay Lohan has finally seen the light — and all it took was video footage of her doing cocaine, a DUI arrest, and photos of her puking on the sidewalk. According to In Touch Weekly :
After a wild weekend that saw her arrested for DUI early Saturday morning — and out of it in a car just two days later — Lindsay Lohan is seeking treatment. “She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” a close friend of the 20-year-old actress [said]. “She is going willingly.” Lindsay is due to check into Promises in Malibu this afternoon (LA-time), the facility that Britney Spears entered after shaving her head.
And that’s the ticket right there. If something doesn’t work the first time, well, then, do it again — but this time with gusto. Second time’s always a charm, especially if it’s already confirmed ineffectual. Like that one time my Geo Tracker wouldn’t start. I marched right over and kicked my neighbor square in the balls, but hell if the car still wouldn’t start. Obviously, the problem there was that I wasn’t kicking him hard enough. Not the alternator. So the logical next step was another swift kick to his groin, only this time with more heel-to-scrotum surface contact and a couple of “aftershock” pumps for good measure. You see what I’m getting at here? All Lindsay really needs is a couple of good kicks in the puss and she’d be fine.
More footage from Saturday night’s crash after the jump
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Do you think if I asked her nicely, Lindsay would take me to Promises with her? She would have to foot the bill of course.
May 29th, 2007
abby
She’d probably let you put it in her bottom if you asked nicely.
May 29th, 2007
Osbourne Black
I’ve already been there and done that.
May 29th, 2007
Syd
…good kicks in the puss and she’d be fine…
THAT is one KILLER fucking line. I’m still laughing.
May 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
i’d really like to know how these places have managed to get in-patient alcohol treatment down to thirty days.
i really don’t think this is going to work. if i had her family and money, i’d probably be wasted all the time, too.
willing to bet she’s only doing this to avoid the judge, eh?
May 29th, 2007
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