May 29, 2007
Miss USA Bites It
I was going to entitle this “Miss USA Eats It,” but then I figured you’d all be expecting some kind of lesbian buffet and be disappointed by the fancy lady falling down. There are two things I don’t tolerate in this world, and “fancy ladies falling down being dismissed by a bunch of loser ingrates” is one of them. Rachel Smith’s fall should be savored like a fine wine, or like the salty finish of my fist in your face. That’s right, suckas! The other one I don’t do is “pacifism.”
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Osbourne Black
The fall of the USA!!!
Could this mean the Russians have won?
May 29th, 2007
beerdotcom182
To her credit, she kept the grotesquely fake smile thru the whole ordeal.
May 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
when i was skating, they used to tell us a fall was pretty much the end of your program, UNLESS you can pick yourself up and finish perfectly. then they grade you higher.
wonder how it bodes for miss USA?
May 29th, 2007
Sheila F
Poor thing, she is probably still kicking herself today. She was very graceful with her recovery.
May 29th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Bionic Bunny if you’re female and you have a bunny skating costume I would respectfully request to cybar you immediately, I’ll be wearing my Romulan costume….
If you’re male, I will shower….Crying Game style.
May 29th, 2007
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