Britney Spears Barfs in Public… Again
Britney Spears may have found a place even more “humbling” than rehab: wallowing in her own puke in front of a men’s room shitter. London’s The Sun reports
The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men’s toilets of [Mondrian Hotel’s swanky Sky Bar] on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably. Out of it, she was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” The troubled pop princess… was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick.
A source said: “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times.”
Of course, there isn’t any footage of Brit cradling the crapper while throwing up uncontrollably, so I present the next best thing: the Mr. Creosote scene from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life.” If you ever had your doubts about puke being funny, prepare to be enlightened like you never thought possible. You’ll have to use your imagination and envision stringy platinum extensions and a twangy Louisiana drawl, but the overall effect is still the same. Namely, that throwing up is awesome, and Britney Spears is a disgusting loser. Yet another hilarious case of life imitating art!
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Britney wasn’t intoxicated. No, no, no! She ate tainted pork that was wa-fair thin.
May 30th, 2007
sonya
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”
Covered in vomit, clutching public toilet, makeup smeared, wig falling off, and yet, still SO optimistic. That would have earned a “going really horribly wrong” from me at the very least.
May 30th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
It’s a miracle she’s not going around flinging her own feces.
May 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
maybe she got a good look at her own wardrobe.
May 30th, 2007
Syd
You are a sick, sick bitch for relating the Mr Creosote scene to this post.
Thank you.
May 30th, 2007
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