May 30, 2007
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Do Cannes
Tags: Jessica Simpson
If you want a dress that’s a little bit “slut” and a little bit “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,” look no further than Jessica Simpson here. She and her boobs lumbered around outside of Cannes in what I’m pretty sure was Carmena Luvana’s quinceañera dress in “Fresh Fifteen and Never Been Fucked.” It gives a whole new meaning to the term “pounding the piñata,” doesn’t it? And also to “clarifying shampoo.”
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Osbourne Black
I don’t know what that stuff you put in quotation marks means and I don’t need it explained to me either. It does however, seem that Jessica always brings her boobs wherever she goes but most of time she forgets her brain.
May 30th, 2007
dannygutters
You know, ‘Jessica Simpson’s Cans do Cannes’ sort of writes itself
May 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
shouldn’t that read “jessica simpson’s CANS do cannes”?
the dress wouldn’t be so bad if it fit her correctly. as it is, it looks like she made it on the plane out of scraps from mama’s trunk and duct tape.
ob- what brain?
May 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Miss Bunny - That pea shaped thing that rattles around in her head.
May 30th, 2007
abby
Touche.
May 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
danny-
great minds think alike.
ob- does she rattle went she walks?
May 30th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Miss Bunny- She rattles like a can of well shaken spray paint.
May 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
shaken, not stirred. love it!
May 30th, 2007
Blanche Devereaux
Dorcas Gailen would never wear such a thing.
May 31st, 2007
Max Peck
Her cans at Cannes - yes
the rest of her - no thank you, do not want….
as they say in Texas, “ridden hard and put away wet”
/she’s a man, baby!
May 31st, 2007
Samuella
I love how in the fourth pic she’s checking to see if her implants have popped yet.
Jun 3rd, 2007
Ginger
Dress: F
Jewelry: D-
Hair: F-
Accessories: D
Make-up: F
Hmmm, this report card would probably look tres familiar to J. Simpleton.
Jun 4th, 2007
black11inch
I would make those big titties bounce while I drill her from behind.
Jan 27th, 2009
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