Lindsay Lohan Officially in Rehab
It’s official, boys and girls! Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab for a second time. Her rep tells People magazine:
“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”
Since when did being a out-of-control slut qualify as a “medical condition?” No, seriously. I need to know. Those bastards at the office can’t fire me for blowing the vending machine guy in the break room or the taking a crap through the open sunroof of the senior VP’s car if I can just rustle up an actual doctor’ note explaining my “condition.” Ha, ha! And parry and thrust, motha fuckas!
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I’m sure her request for privacy from the press will be followed to the letter. She dug the hole herself, now she has to crawl her way out of it.
May 30th, 2007
abby
Or let somebody film her putting two liter bottles and Christmas hams in her hole. There’s always a sex tape option!
May 30th, 2007
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