Celine Dion Has a Faggy Kid

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I’m plunging ahead with the new low of calling a little kid faggy today. I know, I know — every time you think I couldn’t possibly lower the bar any further — bam! I find a new way to debase myself and the good name of celebrity gossip. Well, you try to refrain from using the words “faggy” or “gay-ass” when describing this photo of six year old Rene Charles posing with mommy Celine Dion on the cover of Hello! magazine. If the name Rene hasn’t already assured him a lifetime of chester-baxters and ass-kickings, that glossy mane of caramel curls pretty much guarantees he’ll be an anus bleacher. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course!

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  1. Oh wait… him? I really thought that was a dyke-ish girl

  2. That little fella needs a haircut and has to stop with the Popeye smile.

  3. He looks like a pretty little girl,

  4. She’s a he
    ?!

    Poor kid.

  5. I used to know this boy who had really long light blonde hair, thick pink lips (a la Macauley Culkin) and an overbite, so no chin really, and he was constantly mistaken for a girl. His mom would have to correct them all the time. It was pretty ridiculous.

    P.S.
    I hate Celine Dion and her old husband. She really couldn’t do better?

    “You’ll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls…ew, gross!”

  6. SydNo Gravatar

    Why is “he” wearing that frock?

  7. Yup, TOTAL. FAGGOT.

    Looking like that, hehehehehe, let’s just say school is gonna be a rough ride.

    Aaaaand, all these androgynous looking children end up looking like trannies as adults (when they don’t become actual trannies)

  8. eddie izzard in drag is more butch.
    a LOT more.

  9. “My Hair Will go On”.

  10. What better coverboy for HELL magazine than one forced to live with celine

  11. Hate Celine Dion - It was finalized for me when I saw the dumb bitch on Oprah and she was promoting a book in collaboration with Anne Geddes (that dumb baby photographer) and I hated x’s a 1000. That kid sucks too - you can tell already. I bet he still breast feeds.

  12. I thought he was a she at first. Still looks like a girl even after finding out. Celine should be ashamed of herself for doing that to him.

  13. well, she is FRENCH canadian. she probably doesn’t even know any better.

    i can’t deal w/ celine, either. this doesn’t help, not at all.

  14. Look Celine, you had a little boy not a girl. Get over it and cut your son’s hair already.

  15. Sorry for the double post but - how appropriate that “Dud looks like a lady” just came on the radio.

  16. RobNo Gravatar

    I’ll go to my grave believing that’s a girl. I mean, isn’t (s)he wearing a skirt?

    though (s)he does remind me of some rock-star from my youth.

  17. with a name like renee, the long hair and girlish looks we could have a hermaphrodite on our hands

  18. THATS A BOY?! I swear SHE is a girl!

    If that’s a guy, what’s up with the cheap Target shirt he’s wearing? And the hair? And the vagina?

  19. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Celine, you others are just a bunch of jealous a-holes. As for Rene-Charles. Pah-leez. He’s an adorable child. Your just jealous your kids are not as cool as him!!!!

  20. Hello?!?!?! Anyone remember Wolfgang Van Halen? His hair was just like this and HE has the unfornate name of WOLFIE!!!!

  21. you have nothing better to do then to make fun a six yr old child.

  22. Grow up!!! The child is only 6 years old, he’s still a little boy…..You are all jealous because you have nothing better to do then talk about the riches!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. when i saw this i thought “cute girl”

    oops

    why?

  24. It’s not only his hair - he is DRESSED like a girl. This woman is crazy. Like all that talk about her child dubious paternity wasn’t enough … And by the way, I am not jealous of Celine Dion, are you crazy? If I looked like her I’d kill myself.

  25. People, you’re really jealous of celine’s son.
    He’s a gift from God, so cute that you don’t have any word to express it.
    Celine, be proud of ur son.Go for another one, it’s worthy.

    Peace

  26. Ok the longish hair on a boy you can forgive (look at Pam Anderson’s boys and Posh and Becks’

  27. oops let me continue…..

    (i also dont like either Pam or the Beckhams!) but Celine should have thought more about naming her child bloody Rene! and then to go and stick the poor lad in a dress??
    Does anyone else see a resembelance in the boy to the Hanson lead singer? or is that just me?

  28. If ever they want to make a movie of “Miss High Heels”, that kid will be ideal to play Denis/Denise.

  29. I think it’s a trend. I just posted photos of a whole bunch of long hair celebrity kids - all boys. The thing is, I never would have known they were boys. These parents spend lots of money on their own hair, they need to get their kids to barbers.

  30. I’m certainly not jealous of anyone, so please don’t accuse me of it, but I do agree this child looks very feminine. The hair, the outfit, the pretty face (ok he can’t help the pretty face). But come on Celine - cut the boy’s hair and put him in BOY’S clothes, not a frilly, embroidered blouse!!

  31. Ok - this is taking it way to far Celine. Perhaps she’s in denial??? Perhaps she really wanted a girl????

  32. Why do you call Celine’s son “a gift form God”? It’s much simpler - he’s a gift from canadian singer Garou… (a sperm donor). Those blue eyes, reddish hair… Funny!

  33. Oh my god .
    Look at they poor boys face . he is forcing a smile .
    i mistook him for a GIRL.
    the first thing the came to my mind was that i would hit Celine in the face for what she is doing to that boy.
    it’s sad really. really sad .
    Why do the so called “stars” have to fuck up the life of their kids by giving then stupid names , dressing then like this.
    I am telling u than Celine needs help and the boy would be better of away from her.
    Their are enough ass munchers out there don’t turn the kid into one.

    P.S. if u have a problem with me having a problem with gays ( so basically u think their all right) then i wish you that your future/actual children grow up to be gay.

  34. Actually, Rene is originally a French MALE name… look it up people. There’s nothing wrong with naming a boy Rene. I would say Rene-Charles needs a haircut. The long hair is way too feminine for a six year old boy.

  35. He’s a nice-looking kid, but I agree his hair makes him look way too girly. However, I’ve seen some recent pics of Cindy Crawford’s son, and he really looks like a girl….way more than Celine’s son. That photo of Celine though….either it’s majorly airbrushed or the plastic surgeon pulled her face way too tight — or both. She looks so unnatural. IMO, she’s about the most annoying woman on this planet….ugh!

  36. anaNo Gravatar

    wtf?
    hes a little kid.
    his dicisions have nothing to do with you.
    if he wants to look/dress like that, whats it to you?
    so just leave him alone.
    be mature enough; and leave the kid alone.
    and who ever made this site, wtf is wrong with you?
    “CELINE DION HAS A FAGGY KID?!”
    seriously, he probably dosent even know what fag means yet.
    hes growing up with girls, what can someone his age do?
    so just stfup.

  37. Sorry…I must agree with Giovanna, There is NOTHING wrong with the boy’s hair!
    Did we all forget the boy band “The Hansons?” Hummmm? The drumer? Yeah well
    if you don’t like it get over it! Wish I had a kid that lovely! That is a very pretty child
    and he will sure get the girls! Haircut? NEVER! I ant cut my hair since 1992. Leave it alone the hair is beautiful! Some people are just stuck that a guy has to have a crew cut and look manly. WRONG!!!!
    Grizz

  38. I’m appalled that so many people out there spend so much of their time spewing hatred and negativity. None of you know the trueth behind why this family makes the decissions they make in their daily lives. No one has the right to judge them as its all based on conjecture. There is something to be said for instilling a sense of independance in a child and giving them the strength to make their own decissions. Can you imagine taking a child screeming and crying to the barber and cutting his hair against his will. That would be a tramatic experience he will never forget and it also might scar the parent child relationship.

    The difference between who this child may be and most of you is that the child may be an open minded, independant, free thinker who will have a big heart. He may make some possitive change in this world and in the end, love his parents. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of you sheep are the opposite of this and probably resent one or both of your parents. I hope you grow up some day people. Good Luck! Love and Peace!

  39. I have to agree with “peace.” I just couldn’t believe so many people have an opinion about what others should do for their hair, or what the “right” thing is for another to do. If we would quit paying so much attention to everybody else, and pointed half that attention back at ourselves, looked in the mirror, and asked how many of the judgements we placed on others, we are guilty of ourselves, and actually WORKED on ourselves….well, hmmmm, we might all be amazed at the huge jump in the goodness being spread around. I happened on here because I just heard a Celine Dion song on my iTunes while I worked, and remembered her son, and wondered how old he was now. Since I think everyone has something of value and beauty, if I just look for it, I would have to say they are both lovely. Good day to you all!

  40. Here comes a little French Canadian replying…..I can’t believe what I am reading here…I had never seen a picture of Rene-Charles since he had appeared in a Commercial with his Mother driving a car….He was the most magnificent looking little one I had ever seen and just couldn’t wait to see another picture of him…sorry that I missed the publication shown here I would certainly have bought it….

    I followed Celine Dion’s talent since she began singing and she is an Angel from Heaven…she would never hurt a fly….she was the very young girl singer chosen to sing for the Pope at his visit in Quebec, Canada years and years ago, title of the song was Une Colombe and she showed all of us then that she was the Chosen Angel. I knew then that if I followed her career, I would improve the human in me…

    She is what life is all about, listen to her speak, you feel the truth and goodness that life should bring, her heart beats of richness at all times and as far as what I red concerning her son, what does it matter to all of you, how this child came into this world and how he looks, they are the proud parents of a little boy who is very handsome. There should never be anyone judging Celine, Rene and Rene-Charles on what they do or don’t do…everyone is entitled to live their private lives the way they want.

    Celine has a Heart of Gold and if you or you or you hate her it can only be by envy, if we would have in this world just people like her how great life would be, Paradise on Earth, that’s for sure….KEEP ON GOING CELINE, BRING US MEANINGFUL SONGS, CONTINUE TO IMPROVE OUR LIVES WITH GOODNESS…I LUV U…

  41. I WANT TO KNOW IF ANYONE WHO CAN TALK ABOUT CELINE AND HER FAMILY, ESPECIALLY A YOUNG HARMLESS BOY, ACTUALLY HAVE LIVES? OR FAMILIES FOR THAT MATTER!
    CELINE WILL BRING THIS BOY UP LOVINGLY AND HAPPILY.. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST JELOUS!
    IF ONLY EVERY KID IN THE WORLD COULD BE AS CELINES SON IS THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A FAR BETTER PLACE….. NOT FULL OF THE SCUM THAT LURK AROUND A LOT OF THE WORLDS CORNERS TODAY!
    GET LIVES, GET OPINIONS THAT MATTER, TAKE A LOOK AT THE BAD IN THE WORLD AND DISS THAT DONT DISS A HAPPY, HARMLESS MOTHER. FATHER AND SON! GROW UP!

  42. Check out Fergus here, he wrote his post in all caps so you know he means business. I can’t stand all the people that are posting here defending Celine Dion; and worse, defending her music. Maybe Celine’s son will also sleep with teenagers when he is in his 40’s.

  43. Jeez, guys! Give it up, already!

    The kid is six years old, and his sexuality is not in question at his age! You people really need to get a life! He is a very attractive child, whatever his sexuality turns out to be when he is old enough to have a sex life! Personally, I feel that anyone who attacks a young child’s sexual orientation based on how attractive the child is (or, in fact, for any other reason) is insecure about his/her own sexualilty. Think about it.

    Who are we to criticize what is obviously a very loving family dynamic? Find something worthy of criticism, like rape, pedophilia and murder, for Christ’s sake!

  44. Who’Ever Said about him having a rough time at school..think again he’s Celine Dions Child She sold over 200 millions records people arnt going to care what he looks like!!
    Imagine Having a complete famous mum!

    I Gotta Admit Something should be done about the hair but seriously why would you care what he looks like?
    Just A Normal Kid Likee!

  45. i heard that the real father is garou is that true?

  46. HEY BERNARD
    FIRST OF ALL, GET A LIFE, SECOND OF ALL IM A GIRL WITH A CHOOSEN USER NAME, THIRD OF ALL LIKE I SAID, TRY DISSING ALL THE SCUM ON THE STREETS BROUGHT UP BY USELESS PARENTS, LEAVING THE GOOD, HAPPY FAMILYS OF THIS WORLD ALONE, FOURTH OF ALL ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YR LIFE, KIDS ETC, FIFTH OF ALL I WONT LEAVE YOU A SIXTH OF ALL IN CASE YOU CANT COUNT PAST FIVE (ME BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO SOMEONE DISRESPECTFUL)
    LOVE, FERGY WURGHY FURGUS.

  47. JUST TO ADD
    RUTH…WELL DONE. I AGREE COMPLETELY AND I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!
    I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU,
    FERGUS

  48. yah looks like a girl…but if he lives in Quebec or in the French world Rene is a mans name.

  49. See….GGST Said That it can be a boys name in someplaces
    Doesn’t mena if u not british and u have a girls name if u a boy here doesnt mean that
    its the same every where
    Abbie’s A boys and girls name
    Ashley’s a boys and girls name
    Alex Is a boys and a girls name
    Rene is obvisouly a girls and a boys name
    SO HA

  50. That mom & son pic is seriously alarming and unhealthy. Taking Chances with your child like that?? Maybe the IVF chromosome mishap theory has some truth afterall. Can’t Celine just find some poor girls to dress and send to the hairstylists and extravagant stores and get off on making others aside from her son overdone? Kudos for Canadians for seeing the light on Celine and trying to teach the rest of us. Hope she doesn’t give up singing for pursuit of an Oscar. Not a chance of that miracle occurring unless perhaps Jessica Simpson is her only screen competition.

  51. Yeah….about the name.

    Rene is a boy’s/man’s name. Add another “e”, and it’s a girl’s/woman’s name (Renee).

    Just because Rene Russo decided to drop the extra “e” to shorten it in true American fashion, doesn’t suddenly make “Rene” a girl’s name.

  52. I wonder if he sings as well as his dad Ray

  53. I think hes gay. I mean.. usually when kids want long hair and choose to wear clothes like that, its because they are femmine, gay, or even transgendered. My sister’s son does the same thing. I bet he also is interested in the other girl stuff like barbie dolls and makeup. Whatever the case is, its a beautiful child, boy or girl, im glad he has two loving parents. But I do worry about him starting school, kids are going to bully him probably. Maybe she should wait till he’s older to let him grow out his hair like that. And I dont believe you should refer to a 6 year old boy as “faggy”. Hes beautiful.

  54. I personally disagree with the long hair; however, it’s not up to me or anyone else to decide how he should have it. Celine, Rene and Rene-Charles are all happy with his hair long, that’s fine by them, so we all just have to accept it.

    As for judging him as gay or transgendered:
    1 - He’s six years old. Not really the age.
    2 - There’s nothing wrong with them anyway.

    Celine and Rene have hearts of gold and are always good words and deeds, so I’m sure Rene-Charles is the same. Perhaps they are a lot better people than all the rest of us. I don’t see them going on websites and judging other people for something so trivial as a hairstyle.

  55. she has asked him alot times do u want me to open your eye you have pretty eyes and if she cuts its a little to short rene charles makes his own decsion .i think its cute but if yall have a promblem with it yo’re hurtting celine dion rene and rene charles heart. now hows doe that sound luv ya celine

  56. i cant believe that;

    1. that’s a boy
    2. i care enough to write about it
    3. Fergus has such a knot in their panties they bitched about it for a paragraph
    4. If he is transgender….

    well thats it…if he is transgender than hooray for them, but awwwwww. Another french canadian E true hollywood story…

    actually now that i think about it…maybe Celine is a tranny…that totally explains her husband and the kid.

  57. It’s good to see that Celine Dion has the courage, intelligence and strength of character to refuse to kowtow to the propaganda machine of a powerful chauvinistic, genderist, establishment which is cowardly enough even to bully a six-year old child.

    I hope that Celine Dion’s son grows up to feel happy to do whatever he wants to do with his hair and clothes and will always feel able to make decisions free from pernicious sexist-genderist interference. It’s the bi-polar gender regime which is at fault; not the bullied child.

    Whether Rene-Charles is transgendered or not - good luck to you, kid - and please remember not to automatically do what someone tells you to do just because they’re an adult or likewise claim to be in a position of so-called authority!

    http://www.morethan2genders.com/page2.htm

  58. >>Can you imagine taking a child screeming and crying to the barber and cutting his hair against his will. That would be a tramatic experience he will never forget and it also might scar the parent child relationship.>>

    Much worse than letting him get tied to a fence and anally violated with a traffic cone once he’s in high school

  59. Hey little girl, oops it’s a boy!
    Let’s kidnap him, put makeup on him,put some cutesy bows in his hair and make him wear a dress. For the grand finale, throw him to a bunch of punks and watch the kid get beaten up. Imagine the look on Celine’s and her husband’s face. It serves them right. Take the kid to a barber, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. BobNo Gravatar

    It’s sad to see the level of bigotry here. Since when was violence by adults against a six-year-old boy OK? But that’s unfortunately what is being advocated here in far too many posts.

    The title of this entire page is also unfortunate. The “f**” word is a term of hate, not so different from “n*****” in America. If you beat someone up on the street, that’s a crime. If you beat him up while calling him a “f**” or “n*****”, it becomes a hate crime. I don’t understand why anyone would think it’s OK to use a hate word in a blog title.

  61. What a lot of pathetic people on here! So the child looks girly, whats the issue?

    “Steve the Heterosexual” - if you have to spell it out you’ve got problems!!!

  62. ur all a bunch of ass holes so what if she wants her sons hair to grow… your all just mad because your babies are ugly….

  63. OMG grow up all of u- if u have a problem with this little boys hairs and u dont like celine Y spend the time being a bully get over it- Leave the poor kid alone am sure he will decide to get his hair cut when he is ready- for god’s sake he’s only 7 years old - i mean who’s horrible enough to pick on a child- as 4 celine dion i think she’s a fab mum whos doing whats best 4 her child and giving him the freedom of choice. Who says he needs to fit in with the typical male steriotype . XxXxCELINE_DION_FANxXxX

  64. “I yam what I yam….ah ga ga ga ga!”

    Popeye is cool!

  65. poor boy

    his mum needs to be reminded that barber shops DO exist,the poor boy must be getting fed up with being mistaken as girl instead of boy hence his rough time at school

    dippy

  66. the reason of his popeye smile look was due to “nibbling” his lower left lip with his teeth.

    dippy

  67. I truly don’t like CD,but I think her son looks very cool. I don’t think he’s a fag and I prefer boys with longer hair instead of those dorky dudes with short trimmed hair! Think outside the box people!! I think it is sweet. (Still hate her though, she’s a freak, brrrrrrr)

  68. Ever seen a picture of “JESUS”? Throughout the ages, all who saw him MUST have passed down the “gossip” that HE had long hair and a robe. (Or, was it a dress?)

  69. I think he has the looks of a boyband in the making and the sammy davis clench to his teeth has star all over it, if his mom had the same looks as he does, id actually find her more attractive… hes much prettier than his mom… and no I dont find boys pretty…

  70. tiaNo Gravatar

    SHE IS A VERY BEAUTY GIRL AND WILL SOMEDAY BE LIKE HER MOTHER

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