Lindsay Lohan is a Pill Popping Hypocrite
Enjoy the above clip of Lindsay Lohan giggling like a stupid twat while advising against the dangers of drinking and driving. Sure, the clip’s two years old, but now you can officially add hypocrisy and the powerful painkiller OxyContin to the ever-growing list of Lindsay Lohan’s vices. Her estranged father tells E! Online:
“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I’m satisfied they are… helping her detox from the [OxyContin]. And I learned they use the 12-step program, which includes a lot of lessons based on God’s teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life.”
Michael explained that after the detox period for alcohol and opiates, Lindsay would receive treatment and counseling for other drugs, including cocaine. He also said he wanted to make sure Lindsay would be getting religious counseling.
Well, Jesus might not mind tossing a drug-using drunkard a bone, but even the Savior draws the line at helping hypocrites. You remember the Seven Woes of the Pharisees (from Matthew 23):
[Jesus said] “Woe to you… you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men’s bones and everything unclean… you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.”
Has a more apt description of LiLo ever been written? Except for the “beautiful on the outside part,” I mean. My “Jesus for the Modern Teen” Bible offers this more contemporary translation: “You’re pathetic, you stupid skank! You are like the strippers at Scores, which have big tits on the outside but on the inside are full of cigarette butts and the spunk of countless men.” Thus saith the Lord!
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
I’m going to state the obvious here.
If Mike Lohan had been more of a father to her, she wouldn’t be in the predicament(s) she’s in.
May 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
well, he was a real mother, i’ll give you that. dina should be drawn and quartered.
i’m sure this was news on all the sites, but somehow i missed it: last year on LL birthday, she rented all of disneyland park for a private party.
apparently she and her little snot… sorry, COKED nosed friends practically destroyed the place. they also brought in all kinds of drugs and booze (granted, “small world” is almost enjoyable with a little buzz). disney says they will NEVER allow that again, at least not for her. oh, yeah, and disney fired her. she is persona non grata. (thanks, DH)
and non compose mentis, but that goes without saying.
Jun 1st, 2007
Syd
Yes, cramming Jesus down her throat will surely fix everything. What an asshole.
Jun 1st, 2007
chloe
Spilling your daughters secrets isnt going to win her over.
Jun 1st, 2007
irishgirl
ok does it bother anyone else when she calls herself “lowen”? wtf it’s LOW-HAN!!!! stop trying to confirm to the jewish mafia in hollywood, bitch
Jun 1st, 2007
kaiserin
irishgirl-
I hate EVERYTHING this bitch does. I wish she’d die already, so I don’t have to look at her ugly, liver-spotted, wrinkled, wretched ass any more. Skanky whorebag.
Jun 1st, 2007
melissa
You are like the strippers at Scores, which have big tits on the outside but on the inside are full of cigarette butts and the spunk of countless men.” Thus saith the Lord!
LOLOLOLOL
Jun 1st, 2007
aliceann
melissa Jun 1st, 2007 at 2:05 pm
You are like the strippers at Scores, which have big tits on the outside but on the inside are full of cigarette butts and the spunk of countless men.” Thus saith the Lord!
LOLOLOLOL
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
Jun 1st, 2007
Sherry Barrie
Thw reason why these kids continue to drink and do drugs is because excuses are made for them and it is everybody elses fault that they are like that. Well let me tell you something, I was an alcholoic and I was abused as a kid and as an adult and quess what it is in my genes but I made the choice not to keep drinking. You can only blame everyone else for so long and then you need to grow up and accept responsibility and wake up and make your own choices of what you want to do. If your friends leave you because you decided to get smart then they were not your freinds to begin with. Just remeber we are not here for everyone to like us but we need to like ourselves.
Best Wishes
Jun 1st, 2007
Elena
It seems that she`s like a Hitler, millions of people curse her
Jun 2nd, 2007
CC
Irishgirl…You know you sound like an idiot, right? Telling someone they’re an idiot for how they pronounce their name? That is how it’s pronounced. And for the people saying they wish she’d be dead, why would you say that? And don’t reason because you HATE her freckles, you HATE her face, you HATE her butt, you HATE her wrinkles. You might as well walk up to senior citizens and tell them to go fuck off and die because you agonize every second you choose to look at them. Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity, of known any of you talk to or see in real life. Just choose to not buy any movies she’s in-or see. Choose to not buy any magazine covers she appears on. STOP visiting sites like these so you can LOOK at her more. If you can’t tolerate her why do you watch her? Because you all are addicted to her, you love hating on her. Leaving comments like these just make you sound like a fool; get off the internet.
Jun 3rd, 2007
leash
CC please marry me, then we can have redneck babies together who talk before they think about what they are saying
Jun 3rd, 2007
leash
argh why did it cut me off???
I had a whole awesome scenario about our life together, CC…it was blissful. Our little redneck babies would be taught to run away from what they didn’t like instead of standing up and voicing contrary opinions. We would go and live a happy life in complete isolation so we didn’t have to see or hear anything that we didn’t like-no more tv, movies, newspapers, magazines, internet or education! How romantic…oh take me now CC, I can’t wait for your steak tube any longer!
Jun 3rd, 2007
themexcellentone
She is the product of enabling parents who keep making excuses for her piss-poor behavior.
She will end up dead before she’s 25 at the rate she’s going, mark my words.
Jun 3rd, 2007
P3tra
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s gone tomorrow. Lindsay Lohan is a disgrace to society. She is a total hypocrite and full of bullshit. Way to ruin your life you useless tramp.
Jun 12th, 2007
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